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Become a Patron- So the Story Begins
- The TEMP Guild
- Ring for Service
- Extra Muscle
- I Think She Likes You
- Hoarders
- I'm Keeping This
- Playing
- The-The Guild
- I Can Help?
- Fondling Bottles
- Basic Adventuring Skills
- Gator Wranglin'
- Playing With Toys
- A Funny Prank
- Crazy Like Me
- For You!
- Negligent Nomenclature
- Kobold Cartography
- Tastes Like Bog
- Bog with a Frog
- Where's the Package?
- Not Getting Paid
- Dungeon Flippers
- Looking for Treasure?
- The Next Job
- Breakfast at Tender's
- Inadequate Child Care
- What You Own
- Lost
- Bag Full of Offerings
- Summoning
- A Perfectly Normal Transaction
- Options
- Keys of All Sorts
- Trailblazing is Prohibited
- Orcish Fashion
- Need a Hand?
- Cheating
- No More Questions!
- Two Roads Diverged in a Dungeon Dark
- And Sorry I Could Not Travel Both
- The Fun Kind of Death
- No Backsies
- Work Isn't Always Fun
- But it Can Be
- No Breaking Things
- Not Breaking Things
- A Helping Hand
- Loot!
- M for Magical
- Et Tu Skell-te?
- Aggressive Healing
- Sentimental Value Only
- The Only Thing You Can't Replace
- Adventurer Audit
- 9-1-1
- Decoys
- Unlicensed
- Interrupting Orc
- Talking Monkey
- A Job Well Done
- Easy Quests
- Kiss it Better
- Alternative Healthcare
- Its Course, Of Course
- Stranger Things
- Big Discounts
- A Legal Transaction
- Quality Comedy
- A Souvenir
- Words of Magic
- Gnome Goes to School
- Good Morning Orc
- Pants
- Flirting for Fun
- Shaving
- Mistakes Were Made
- Jurassic Mage
- Fashion Show
- Back to School
- Gnomish Subterfuge
- Class Aspirations
- A Subtle Entrance
- The Theft of a Beard
- Fighting Children is Frowned Upon
- Imposter
- Quick Thinking
- Last Minute Substitution
- Surprise Canine Assessment
- A Man in His Element
- A Clever Ruse
- Full Contact Planning
- The Beginnings of a Plan
- Unexpected Hurdles
- The Most
- Scientific Experiment
- Eureka!
- The Ultimate Weapon
- Shut Up, Nerd
- Gimme Gimme Gimme
- Breakfast at Orc's
- Will They? Won't They?
- Say Ittttt
- Fireworks
- Irresponsible Experimentation
- No Stupid Questions
- Plus Two
- For me?
- Friends from Work
- Her Best
- Beggars and Choosers
- Suspicious Prospects
- Forming a Party
- The Saviour of Savings
- Unprompted Promotion
- Delegation of Duty
- Mr. Turtle's Big Job
- Burrito Boy
- My Name Is...
- Karen
- Smooth Operator
- Compelling Condiment
- Karen 2: The Reckoning
- In the Back
- Unreasonable Expectations
- Practical Magic
- Swapping Backstories
- Passive Perks
- Boss Fight
- Ready...
- FIGHT
- The Customer is Always Aerodynamic
- The Next Shift
- Sandwich Artist
- Residual Buffs
- The Spoils of Chore
- Cartographers' Conundrum
- Universal Precedent
- Ups Fix Everything... Right?
- Lingua Franca
- Not All Maps are Free
- Remedial Geography
- Don't Split the Party
- Spelorking
- EEEEcho
- Taking Charge
- Good Boys Don't Snitch
- Bitey and Pointy
- Rogue's Day Off
- Sandwich Capers
- Orcish Interrogation
- Thievery 101
- Smash Therapy
- Summon Undead
- Mission Statement
- Convenient Cartography
- Zombiequality
- Little Man, Big Job
- Adapt, Overcome, Delegate
- Clippity Cloppity
- Massive Knock-Back
- The Benefits of Being the Boss
- Peace and Quiet
- Beast Tamer
- Finally
- Big Tank Down
- Contact List
- The Skillful Kobold
- Berserk
- Bonk
- First Contact
- Turn-Based Combat
- Ned and Ted's Excellent Nook
- Scaly Snitch
- Big and Beautiful
- Great Success
- Success has been Noticed
- Job Well Done
- Fruitful Courtship
- Boon, Love Guru
- Diners, Dungeons & Dives
- Beastly Nuggies
- Small Talk of Big People
- Sanctioned Quests
- Family Restaurant
- Can Opener
- Invite Only
- Ticket to Plunder
- Coming Prepared
- Back to Basics
- All aboard... None of the rides
- Non-Standard Size
- Minimum Requirements Met
- Whackabold
- Plushy Peril
- Victory Conditions
- Improvisational Weapon Crafting
- Bringing Down the House
- Like a Princess
- Office Space
- Fundraising the Dead
- Without Me
- From the Mouths of Goats
- Dress Shopping
- Vicarious Living
- Flawless Execution
- Genuine Article
- Deception Check Failed
- Roll a Saving Throw
- Very Important Partygoer
- Dressed to Access
- Objective Scrutiny
- Personal Side Quest
- Familiar Encounter
- Wet your Whistle
- Care to Dance?
- Fine
- Gathering Intel
- Questionable Conference
- Voluptua Reborn
- Fumble
- We Represent
- Word to your Father
- A Swift Reversal
- Statuesque Strategist
- Special Training
- Interruption Interrupted
- Transformation
- Her Final Form
- Personal Assessment
- Elevation Escalation
- A Token
- A Woopsie
- Notice of Eviction
- End of the Night
- Aggressive Acquiescence
- Goodnight Gnome
- Summons
- A Classic Setup
- Rich Reward Analysis
- Well well well
- Canine Conspiracy
- Succession Secession
- Questionable Merchandise
- Important Questions
- Chiefly Correspondence
- Draconic Delivery
- The Elephant in the Room
- Hooves McBooze, Party Centaur
- Cutting in Line
- Offerings to the Chief
- Butler Standards
- The Call
- Motherly Business
- Critical Preparations
- Disgruntled Customer
- Complementary Shuttle
- From Tender's Diary 01
- From Tender's Diary 02
- From Tender's Diary 03
- From Tender's Diary 04
- An Inventory of Potions
- On the Subject of Orcs
- The Empire's Guilds and Organizations
- Creatures and Monsters
- Courtship
- Tiny Quest (Part One)
- Tiny Quest (Part Two)
- Tiny Quest (Part Three)
- Tiny Quest (Part Four)
- A Trip to the Guild Mall
- The Wonderful World of Kobolds
- What about Goblins?
- Illustrations!
- Potatoes!
- Adequate Compensation
- Using Your Head
- Familial Responsibilities
- Blood is Best
- Intentions
- No Place for Gnome
- Big Cheese
- Hot Tub Massacre
- Tempo
- Tick Tock
- Wandering Away from Our Problems
- Summarizing
- Apologizing
- Elaborating
- Interrupting
- Gnome Knows
- Inconvenience of Truth
- Back of the Line
- Show and Tell
- Good News
- Stand your Ground
- All Rise
- The Final Grampa
- The Value of Tradition
- The Sharp Silent Type
- He's Just a Little Guy
- Bad Egg
- A Hasty Retreat
- Forced Conclusions
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Eighteen)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Nineteen)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Twenty)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Twenty One)
- Treasure and Legacy
- Assemble the Party
- The Plan
- Puppet Parenting
- Do I smell toast?
- Points of Contention
- NO NO NO
- The Face of Regret
- Short of Breath
- Curtain Call
- Self Guided Tour
- Updog
- Grander Gateways
- Understandable Uncertainty
- Nepotism Denied
- Inventory Management
- Getting Equipped
- The Burdened Hero
- Expected Toxicity
- Set in Stone
- Concerned Parents
- Dear Aunt Sally
- Limited Uses
- Familiar Faces
- Peeping Mom
- Too Obvious
- Void Master
- Tension Builds
- Pest Control
- Together
- Childhood Trauma
- Childhood Drama
- Familial Withdrawal
- Crouching Dragon Hidden Dragon
- My Son the Temp
- Hoarding
- Healing
- Not a Cop
- Final Door
- Suspension of Gratification
- Best Little Boy
- It's been a fun ride
Creator
Ned! Ted! I'm about to hold a meeting that could have been a very brief message. Edit: So there I was, listening to my audiobook copy of Son of a Liche by J. Zachary Pike, what did I discover? That I absolutely and thoroughly - if subconsciously - stole the characters of Ned and Ted from it. Zach was gracious enough to let it slide, but you should do my penance and buy his books!
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