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Become a Patron- So the Story Begins
- The TEMP Guild
- Ring for Service
- Extra Muscle
- I Think She Likes You
- Hoarders
- I'm Keeping This
- Playing
- The-The Guild
- I Can Help?
- Fondling Bottles
- Basic Adventuring Skills
- Gator Wranglin'
- Playing With Toys
- A Funny Prank
- Crazy Like Me
- For You!
- Negligent Nomenclature
- Kobold Cartography
- Tastes Like Bog
- Bog with a Frog
- Where's the Package?
- Not Getting Paid
- Dungeon Flippers
- Looking for Treasure?
- The Next Job
- Breakfast at Tender's
- Inadequate Child Care
- What You Own
- Lost
- Bag Full of Offerings
- Summoning
- A Perfectly Normal Transaction
- Options
- Keys of All Sorts
- Trailblazing is Prohibited
- Orcish Fashion
- Need a Hand?
- Cheating
- No More Questions!
- Two Roads Diverged in a Dungeon Dark
- And Sorry I Could Not Travel Both
- The Fun Kind of Death
- No Backsies
- Work Isn't Always Fun
- But it Can Be
- No Breaking Things
- Not Breaking Things
- A Helping Hand
- Loot!
- M for Magical
- Et Tu Skell-te?
- Aggressive Healing
- Sentimental Value Only
- The Only Thing You Can't Replace
- Adventurer Audit
- 9-1-1
- Decoys
- Unlicensed
- Interrupting Orc
- Talking Monkey
- A Job Well Done
- Easy Quests
- Kiss it Better
- Alternative Healthcare
- Its Course, Of Course
- Stranger Things
- Big Discounts
- A Legal Transaction
- Quality Comedy
- A Souvenir
- Words of Magic
- Gnome Goes to School
- Good Morning Orc
- Pants
- Flirting for Fun
- Shaving
- Mistakes Were Made
- Jurassic Mage
- Fashion Show
- Back to School
- Gnomish Subterfuge
- Class Aspirations
- A Subtle Entrance
- The Theft of a Beard
- Fighting Children is Frowned Upon
- Imposter
- Quick Thinking
- Last Minute Substitution
- Surprise Canine Assessment
- A Man in His Element
- A Clever Ruse
- Full Contact Planning
- The Beginnings of a Plan
- Unexpected Hurdles
- The Most
- Scientific Experiment
- Eureka!
- The Ultimate Weapon
- Shut Up, Nerd
- Gimme Gimme Gimme
- Breakfast at Orc's
- Will They? Won't They?
- Say Ittttt
- Fireworks
- Irresponsible Experimentation
- No Stupid Questions
- Plus Two
- For me?
- Friends from Work
- Her Best
- Beggars and Choosers
- Suspicious Prospects
- Forming a Party
- The Saviour of Savings
- Unprompted Promotion
- Delegation of Duty
- Mr. Turtle's Big Job
- Burrito Boy
- My Name Is...
- Karen
- Smooth Operator
- Compelling Condiment
- Karen 2: The Reckoning
- In the Back
- Unreasonable Expectations
- Practical Magic
- Swapping Backstories
- Passive Perks
- Boss Fight
- Ready...
- FIGHT
- The Customer is Always Aerodynamic
- The Next Shift
- Sandwich Artist
- Residual Buffs
- The Spoils of Chore
- Cartographers' Conundrum
- Universal Precedent
- Ups Fix Everything... Right?
- Lingua Franca
- Not All Maps are Free
- Remedial Geography
- Don't Split the Party
- Spelorking
- EEEEcho
- Taking Charge
- Good Boys Don't Snitch
- Bitey and Pointy
- Rogue's Day Off
- Sandwich Capers
- Orcish Interrogation
- Thievery 101
- Smash Therapy
- Summon Undead
- Mission Statement
- Convenient Cartography
- Zombiequality
- Little Man, Big Job
- Adapt, Overcome, Delegate
- Clippity Cloppity
- Massive Knock-Back
- The Benefits of Being the Boss
- Peace and Quiet
- Beast Tamer
- Finally
- Big Tank Down
- Contact List
- The Skillful Kobold
- Berserk
- Bonk
- First Contact
- Turn-Based Combat
- Ned and Ted's Excellent Nook
- Scaly Snitch
- Big and Beautiful
- Great Success
- Success has been Noticed
- Job Well Done
- Fruitful Courtship
- Boon, Love Guru
- Diners, Dungeons & Dives
- Beastly Nuggies
- Small Talk of Big People
- Sanctioned Quests
- Family Restaurant
- Can Opener
- Invite Only
- Ticket to Plunder
- Coming Prepared
- Back to Basics
- All aboard... None of the rides
- Non-Standard Size
- Minimum Requirements Met
- Whackabold
- Plushy Peril
- Victory Conditions
- Improvisational Weapon Crafting
- Bringing Down the House
- Like a Princess
- Office Space
- Fundraising the Dead
- Without Me
- From the Mouths of Goats
- Dress Shopping
- Vicarious Living
- Flawless Execution
- Genuine Article
- Deception Check Failed
- Roll a Saving Throw
- Very Important Partygoer
- Dressed to Access
- Objective Scrutiny
- Personal Side Quest
- Familiar Encounter
- Wet your Whistle
- Care to Dance?
- Fine
- Gathering Intel
- Questionable Conference
- Voluptua Reborn
- Fumble
- We Represent
- Word to your Father
- A Swift Reversal
- Statuesque Strategist
- Special Training
- Interruption Interrupted
- Transformation
- Her Final Form
- Personal Assessment
- Elevation Escalation
- A Token
- A Woopsie
- Notice of Eviction
- End of the Night
- Aggressive Acquiescence
- Goodnight Gnome
- Summons
- A Classic Setup
- Rich Reward Analysis
- Well well well
- Canine Conspiracy
- Succession Secession
- Questionable Merchandise
- Important Questions
- Chiefly Correspondence
- Draconic Delivery
- The Elephant in the Room
- Hooves McBooze, Party Centaur
- Cutting in Line
- Offerings to the Chief
- Butler Standards
- The Call
- Motherly Business
- Critical Preparations
- Disgruntled Customer
- Complementary Shuttle
- From Tender's Diary 01
- From Tender's Diary 02
- From Tender's Diary 03
- From Tender's Diary 04
- An Inventory of Potions
- On the Subject of Orcs
- The Empire's Guilds and Organizations
- Creatures and Monsters
- Courtship
- Tiny Quest (Part One)
- Tiny Quest (Part Two)
- Tiny Quest (Part Three)
- Tiny Quest (Part Four)
- A Trip to the Guild Mall
- The Wonderful World of Kobolds
- What about Goblins?
- Illustrations!
- Potatoes!
- Adequate Compensation
- Using Your Head
- Familial Responsibilities
- Blood is Best
- Intentions
- No Place for Gnome
- Big Cheese
- Hot Tub Massacre
- Tempo
- Tick Tock
- Wandering Away from Our Problems
- Summarizing
- Apologizing
- Elaborating
- Interrupting
- Gnome Knows
- Inconvenience of Truth
- Back of the Line
- Show and Tell
- Good News
- Stand your Ground
- All Rise
- The Final Grampa
- The Value of Tradition
- The Sharp Silent Type
- He's Just a Little Guy
- Bad Egg
- A Hasty Retreat
- Forced Conclusions
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Eighteen)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Nineteen)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Twenty)
- An Inventory of Potions (Part Twenty One)
- Treasure and Legacy
- Assemble the Party
- The Plan
- Puppet Parenting
- Do I smell toast?
- Points of Contention
- NO NO NO
- The Face of Regret
- Short of Breath
- Curtain Call
- Self Guided Tour
- Updog
- Grander Gateways
- Understandable Uncertainty
- Nepotism Denied
- Inventory Management
- Getting Equipped
- The Burdened Hero
- Expected Toxicity
- Set in Stone
- Concerned Parents
- Dear Aunt Sally
- Limited Uses
- Familiar Faces
- Peeping Mom
- Too Obvious
- Void Master
- Tension Builds
- Pest Control
- Together
- Childhood Trauma
- Childhood Drama
- Familial Withdrawal
- Crouching Dragon Hidden Dragon
- My Son the Temp
- Hoarding
- Healing
- Not a Cop
- Final Door
- Suspension of Gratification
- Best Little Boy
- It's been a fun ride
Creator
Flirting or Threatening: An in depth look at the courtship rituals of Orcs is less a book and more a series of flow charts - most of which involve yes or no questions to asses your current situation and advise you on your next course of action. All of them advise that you run for your life.
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