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I Am Not An Alicorn!
- Relational Recommendations Dec 13, 2018 like79 #12 EDIT
- Alicorn Aspirations Dec 10, 2018 like78 #11 EDIT
- Extraneous Extras #1 Dec 7, 2018 like81 #10 EDIT
- Whining and Warnings Dec 6, 2018 like85 #9 EDIT
- Dating Dilemmas Dec 6, 2018 like78 #8 EDIT
- Species Specifications Dec 6, 2018 like82 #7 EDIT
- Parental Presentation Dec 6, 2018 like90 #6 EDIT
- Alicorn Accounts Dec 5, 2018 like103 #5 EDIT
- Clarification, Conundrums, and Cultists Dec 5, 2018 like90 #4 EDIT
- Assorted Answers Dec 5, 2018 like81 #3 EDIT
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Hey! I'm Salespitch, and you... you're just wondering about the wings and the horn, aren't you. I get it; looking like an alicorn is more interesting than being a traveling salespony. Well, ask away, and I'll try to explain why I'm NOT actually an alicorn - and any other questions about me you have. Maybe it'll cut down on the weekly accusations that I'm impersonating royalty. (A Q&A-driven MLP story. MLP belongs to Hasbro; the main cast belong to me. Questions can be asked in the Comments!)
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