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I Am Not An Alicorn!
- Realization & Resignation Oct 3, 2019 like54 #52 EDIT
- Invisibility & Irritability Sep 16, 2019 like52 #51 EDIT
- Antidote Anticlimax Sep 2, 2019 like51 #50 EDIT
- Princess Paranoia + AI Contest Winner! Aug 19, 2019 like57 #49 EDIT
- Fairly Frantic Aug 10, 2019 like51 #48 EDIT
- Poison Panic Jul 20, 2019 like57 #47 EDIT
- Blue Beginnings Jul 6, 2019 like46 #46 EDIT
- 1000 FOLLOWER CONTEST :D Jun 28, 2019 like47 #45 EDIT
- Trips and Trepidation Jun 22, 2019 like48 #44 EDIT
- Sales' Sales - Part 2 Jun 7, 2019 like47 #43 EDIT
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Hey! I'm Salespitch, and you... you're just wondering about the wings and the horn, aren't you. I get it; looking like an alicorn is more interesting than being a traveling salespony. Well, ask away, and I'll try to explain why I'm NOT actually an alicorn - and any other questions about me you have. Maybe it'll cut down on the weekly accusations that I'm impersonating royalty. (A Q&A-driven MLP story. MLP belongs to Hasbro; the main cast belong to me. Questions can be asked in the Comments!)
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