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- On Being and Seemingness
- Stop and think
- Problem identification
- Secrecy
- WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
- I don't want to miss a single word
- A shift in stature
- I guess that's something hearts and I have in common!
- Piratical perambulations
- Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
- On the common name of a certain order of insects
- Wound management
- Such effrontery
- Questions of reality
- Further evidence in my favor
- Resolve to be better
- Insufficient space
- The dungeon keepers
- Beeswax
- Verbal viscosity
- Finally found you
- You're worth it.
- Get over it
- The continual struggle
- The best known method
- Concerning cybernetics
- An attentive auditor
- A supportive friendship
- Explicability
- The nature of the net
- The eponymous candelarius and depilator
- The problem has been addressed
- The root of the problem
- Earnest equine
- An endless cycle
- Quite literally
- Adding value
- AAAAAAAHHHHH (in a good way)
- The utter limits
- Elbow room
- Riches and wonders
- Sounds desperate
- In the flesh
- I've told you once
- Thank you for holding
- The right time
- Either or or and
- Innovation
- Saying and meaning
- Conversational operations.
- You've changed, man
- A supportive portal
- Solitary follies
- Revisiting remembrances
- Succulent sustenance
- Don't stop looking
- Utility and utensils
- Equine exclusion
- Soul mates
- Both intelligent and not
- Striking up
- Idiomatic insensitivity
- Attempted aversion
- This bites.
- Scientific citations
- Profiting from precipitation
- The required remedy
- An individual choice
- A head above
- Always looking out for you
- Medical consensus
- The hero's sandwich journey
- Wrong question
- Reflecting on results
- Let your light shine
- Ominousness
- First contact
- Self-esteem
- Slaying the dragon
- Off sides
- The ultimate utterance
- I want to be so much more
- Remorsefulness
- Caring and concern
- Onerous oneiros
- Perspectives on magical properties
- Accept no substitutes
- Reflections and deflections
- Creation and credulity
- Hastening
- The gift of desperation
- Tenuous resemblance
- Properly nominal inquiries
- Punchy
- Improving the situation
- Justified criticism
- Cognitive demands
- Take everything in stride
- Mandatory disclosure
- Futile devices
- Sign, signifier, signified
- Temporary replacement terror
- A ghastly faux pas
- Culinary aversion
- Self-expression
- Defraying costs
- A contentious costume
- Intimidating headwear
- Interim interment
- A frighteningly effective business model
- Criticism beyond the grave
- Definitive disguise
- Mummy motivations
- That guy
- Eerie inoculation
- Monstrous
- Happy Howlentine's Day
- Spectrally saddled
- Nobody tells me
- The return of Clippy
- Vaporous phantoms
- The mob's demands
- One head is better
- Phantom fetch
- Haunters Anonymous
- Missed mortal experiences
- Disguising
- Persistent presence
- Discussing genre
- Caprine phantom
- Concern
- The vampire variations
- Trick for treats
- An unconventional horror story
- The monster returns
- Inherent value
- Impressionistic
- Literary fashion
- Perception
- Retroactive errand
- Change
- Take action!
- Drifting
- Uncanny encounters
- The road to victory
- The feeling of being in motion
- Everything and more
- Unburdening
- No words
- Comestibles and conflicts
- Dental deals
- Graphic representations
- Grown for one reason
- A prior engagement
- Utensil utilization
- Decidedly deciduous
- Holidays spent with blood relations
- Extreme emotions
- Alternatives
- Non-singular
- Getting back in touch
- Reaching out (revised)
- Outnumbered
- Elevated stress level
- Right there in print
- Irrefutable
- Goodness, badness, and utility
- A troubling treat.
- On the subjective perception of chronological advancement
- Shoot for the moon
- Super-ish powers
- The host's last resort
- Opposing forces
- The core concept
- Ornithological annoyance
- Reflexive fear
- Special treatment
- Feeling great
- Nothing to prove
- Threat perception
- Luminary
- Radical honesty
- (Almost) all is lost
- Undisputed
- Distancing
- A bad batch
- Variation in vegetation
- Rescue operations
- An efficient visitation
- It's the present
- Snow succulents
- Social interactions
- Just wondering
- Ostentatious displays
- Escape from the weather
- New goal
- From me and me crew to you and yours
- Problems
- Personal liberty
- First among equines
- I'm in
- It looks better than it is
- The price is right
- Tracking
- One can only imagine
- Fun on the job
- The boy who plied wolf
- Similar species
- Nerves
- A big responsibility
- Wikipedia Day (and what to do about it)
- Ingress
- Mutual exclusivity
- Best wishes
- Extreme intervention
- Cap'n's compliments
- Find friends in unlikely places
- Wizards in the desert
- Cardiocular
- Sit for something
- Problem prognostication
- Unrelated
- Reflecting confidence
- Lunar love
- Working backwards
- Coping with concern
- I am experiencing a concept
- A life-changing lozenge
- Hack up your life with this lifehack!
- An extremely specific scenario
- Profundity
- Perspicacity
- Find joy in every conscious moment.
- Surpassing specificity
- Internal motivation
- Admirable accomplishment
- Seedy
- Artful attraction
- Vague expectations
- Valloween
- Hearts aflutter
- Thanks anyway, items
- Something to be aware of
- As good a guess as any
- Silence is golden
- Apology letter
- The sign of the corn
- the Corn on the Blob in its full glory
- What now?
- Strange things are occurring
- The possum transforms
- Being a minor
- Strategic planning
- Communing
- Familiar and friendly (Wizards of the Corn part V)
- Smart and decorative
- A fool indeed
- What a time
- Untethered
- Much-needed control
- Nothing doing
- Take it easy
- The perfect audience
- Scientific passion
- The real treasure
- Wizards of the Corn - part VI
- Self-sorting
- An accurate assessment
- Courtroom counterfactuals
- No resemblances
- Information retrieval
- Expressiveness
- Our most popular dish
- Show me a sign
- Hyposomniac hypotheticals
- Monumental movements
- Brain farm
- We'll all get by alright
- Its very essence, if you will
- An alarming propensity
- A special cake on a special day
- Outrageous
- The needful
- Cheers to that
- Are you not entertained?
- GREAT NEWS EVERYONE
- A story never truly ends
- CrustaceansInglés
- Worth a try
- Considerable consolation
- Time Mimes
- The science factory
- Dangerous questions
- Unrivaled
- Effort expenditure
- Resentment recall
- Crunchy and cruel
- Exsanguinated exigencies
- Abstract risibility
- Maybe, just maybe
- Please be advised
- Made for each other
- A loving home
- The fandom of feathers
- Equip yourself
- Indefensible
- Bothersomeness
- Less than optimal coolness
- Birds in hands
- Bummer
- Dendrological disillusionment
- The purpose of language
- Apt
- Lexical liabilities
- One thing was missing
- ANYONE can draw!*
- You have been advised
- On friendly terms
- Ultimate victory
- Can phone
- Pervasive misconception
- Total freedom
- In theory, perhaps
- Going to be fine.
- CrustaceanSingles presents: THE HAUNTENING
- Extreme oxygenation
- Encouraging
- Suspect seating
- Solar sadness
- Too much is just enough
- Banana plus bread equals
- An important semantic distinction
- Research results
- My turn
- Appetizing aesthetics
- Alright alright alright
- You have 1 new notification
- Fresh breath, fresh perspective
- Defined by an absence
- Locomotion and love
- Sufficient unto the day is the beauty thereof
- Perplexing projectiles
- The call to adventure
- Millions of them
- Open espionage
- Anomalous aptitude
- Authentic auditory experience
- The brightness of ideas
- Comparable but not compatible
- A solitary serpent.
- Just bee yourself
- Honest prevarication
- Where the anger lives
- Human file formats
- Campfire hat
- Loving and giving
- A conjoined conundrum
- In good company
- Sweeet
- And we pass the savings on to you!
- The battle for the hearts and minds of the people
- Paternal presentation
- The gift of surprise
- Conversational hazards
- Empathotron
- Snakes, and an announcement
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- Three weeks of posts and an announcement
- Execution stayed? Another weekly post, anyway
- Three weeks of daily comics
- Yet another provisory collection (2020-09-12–24)
- Mostly Halloweenian (25 September–16 October)
- The rest of the Halloweenitude (up to 2020-10-31)
- November comics so far
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Creator
Another true story. The figure on the left is one I drew for an earlier comic and copied into this one, while the figure on the right was drawn with today's level of motor control. Luckily for me, I've been preparing for days like these with lots of reusable parts, handwriting fonts so I can type the dialogue instead of trying to hand-letter it, and adaptive user interfaces with my computer.
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