I’d like to make a Stagtown dating sim game, but I know in my heart it wouldn’t be worth it, since every character route would be over in thirty seconds.

Felix: Hi, my name is Felix.
You: Hi, I’m sad and bad at taking care of myself and don’t know how to cook.
Felix: We’re dating now.

Jeremy: Hi, my name is Jeremy.
You: Hi, I want to listen to you talk about bigalopes and conspiracy theories for a series of hours or possibly days.
Jeremy: …please marry me.

Frankie: Hi, my name is Frankie.
You: Hi, I-
Frankie: Go away.