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In which the protagonist must find the abominable Pretzel of Time. Surely finding a sentient piece of bread capable of bending time and reality to it's buttery will should be a piece of cake. Unfortunately, she finds herself in the one place in the entire cosmos where conscious cantaloupes wage wars, lich kings run top notch cleaning services, and dimensional beings play golf. Finding an anomaly in a sea of oddities just got a lot more difficult.