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(and a Waffle Iron)
(and Got Swole)
(and a Volcano)
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(and a Medieval Scholar)
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(and Overly Caffeinated)
(and Training for a New World Record)
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(and a Helpful Paperclip)
(and an Illuminated Manuscript)
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(and My Camp Counselor)
(and a Cursed Monkey's Paw)
(and a Master Cooper)
(and Baba Yaga's House)
(and a Surrealist Painting)
(and in a Hall of Mirrors)
(and a Cornucopia)
(and a Hot-Air Balloon)
(and an Analog Clock)
(and a Card From a Collectible Card Game)
(and an Unreturned Blockbuster DVD)
(and a Grain Silo)
(and an Old Couch on the Curb)
(and a Beanbag Chair in a Middle School Library)
(and a Scratch n Sniff Sticker on My Grade 5 History Folder)
(and an Ice Cream Sundae)
(and a Complicated Board Game)
(and My Favorite T-Shirt that Went Missing Years Ago)
(and a Tide Pool Teeming with Life)
(and a Bathmat of Dubious Freshness)
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My Dad is Dracula (and an Extreme Sports Beverage)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Stiletto Heel)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Sunken Ship)
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My Dad is Dracula (and the World's Tiniest Violin)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Flaky Croissant)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Old 3.5 Inch Floppy Disk)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Big Jar of Coins)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Bunch of Googly Eyes)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Sphinx)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Blanket Right Out of the Dryer)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Mirror)
My Dad is Dracula (and My Valentine)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Benchpress)
My Dad is Dracula (and Heraclitus Walking Thru a River)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Saint Bernard)
My Dad is Dracula (and a College Application Essay)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Student Cutting Class)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Ghostbuster)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Elite Hacker)
My Dad is Dracula (and on a Competitive Baking Show)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Cloud That Looks Like a Bunny)
My Dad is Dracula (and on a Zoom Call)
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My Dad is Dracula (and the Library of Babel)
My Dad is Dracula (and an After School Special)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Moth)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Giant Mecha)
My Dad is Dracula (and My Substitute Teacher)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Watched Pot)
MDiD (and the One Grocery Cart With the Squeaky Wheel)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Drippy Faucet)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Newsie)
MDiD (and the Brand Ambassador of Spicy Chicken Slammers)
Beautiful Hardwood Floor Hidden Beneath an Ugly Shag Carpet
MDiD (and a Missing Chapstick That Went Through the Dryer)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Software Pirate)
My Dad id Dracula (and a Big Fluffy Sheep)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Spring Bulb Waiting to Sprout)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Bumper Sticker)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Chocolate Easter Bunny)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Hammock)
My Dad is Dracula (and the Ship of Theseus)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Earthworm)
My Dad is Dracula (and My Landlord)
Your Artist is Jason (and Breaking the 4th Wall)
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My Dad is Dracula (and an Empty Fridge)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Blank Sheet of Paper)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Classic Gaming Console)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Loaf of Freshly Baked Bread)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Smoke Detector)
MDiD (and Plays in the Horn Section of a Ska Band)
My Dad is Dracula (and the Hero's Journey)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Off Brand Mascot Toy)
My Dad is Dracula (and the Dawn of Agriculture)
My Dad is Dracula (and Universal Basic Income)
My Dad is Dracula (and Running From His Past)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Jukebox)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Bearded Dragon)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Avant-Garde Art Installation)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Fanny Pack)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Very Good Dog)
My Dad is Dracula (and Shakespeare's First Folio)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Zamboni Driver)
My Dad is Dracula (and Covered in Bugs)
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My Dad is Dracula (and also a Snail)
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My Dad is Dracula (and the James Webb Space Telescope)
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Deep Sea Diver)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Overdue Library Book)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Bridge Over Troubled Waters)
My Dad is Dracula (and the Hand of Fate)
My Dad is Dracula (and My OC, Ravyn Deathshade)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Bridal Bouquet)
My Dad is Dracula (and a VHS Video Rental Store)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Stinky Litter Box)
My Dad is Dracula (and a White Mage)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Gourmet Hot Dog)
My Dad is Dracula (and Going On a Vacation)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Photographer)
My Dad is Dracula (and an Italian Poet)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Paper Doll Chain)
My Dad is Dracula (and the New Spicy Chicken Bowl-nanza)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Loaf of Freshly Baked Bread)
My Dad is Dracula (and a Smoke Detector)
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