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Hey! I'm Salespitch, and you... you're just wondering about the wings and the horn, aren't you. I get it; looking like an alicorn is more interesting than being a traveling salespony. Well, ask away, and I'll try to explain why I'm NOT actually an alicorn - and any other questions about me you have. Maybe it'll cut down on the weekly accusations that I'm impersonating royalty. (A Q&A-driven MLP story. MLP belongs to Hasbro; the main cast belong to me. Questions can be asked in the Comments!)