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The Vegi-Cucumber, a product of VegiEgo company. Thanks to the latest genetic engineering we succeeded in developing a revolutionary gene food that does not only saturate, but strengthens the character in a shockingly pleasurable way. We guarantee our product will immediately double your self-esteem after eating. Ingredients: cucumber (95% water, 3% madness, 2% multiple personality) First published: 2009