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In an alternate future Toronto on the cusp of a cosmetic genetic revolution, an idealistic eco-slacktivist undergoes a surreal metamorphosis when he begins to fear that his beard is trying to communicate with him. Follow Coi Zab's ludicrous, satirical search for purpose in a world strangled by individual self-importance and overrun by franchise cults convinced of humanity's divine responsibility to pollinate the cosmos. NSFW. Rated M for constant verbal filth/irreverence & occasional nudity.