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IF YOU WANT A SERIOUS STORY THIS IS NOT THE ONE Micro was just an ordinary Brooklyn teenager until the fateful night he tried to sneak a midnight snack. While trying to reheat a plate of yesterday's Jamaican beef patties, a radioactive spider crawled directly into the microwave's high-voltage capacitor. Micro opened the door at the exact microsecond the spider bit the heating element, causing a giant radioactive explosion.