-
But Probably Not
-
Absolute Truth
-
The Greatest Minds are Highly Elevated
-
Unlimited Cosmic Stupid Rat
-
Brings out the latent masochism in me
-
Something for everyone
-
Not even exaggerating
-
Can ya feel it?
-
Better late than never
-
Be honest its just better Dark Souls
-
One thing leads to another
-
Live in the moment
-
A reclusive creature to be sure
-
Only halfway joking
-
bUt EmpLoYEes arE PaiD tO do tHAt
-
Ain't all bad
-
Skinny Privilege
-
Suck it up buttercup
-
You know how dogs is
-
Call to the void and the void calls back
-
Filthy CASUAL
-
Some kind of nerd courting dance
-
True awareness is a curse
-
Honorless SCUM
-
System has encountered an error
-
Gender inequality
-
Just be yourself
-
I don't always make spaghetti, but when I do
-
The plight of the polite misanthrope
-
Video game catfishing
-
Vanity, vanity
-
It's rough, buddy
-
This is what peak performance looks like
-
Keep to the paved pathways, all else is no man's land
-
Get a life
-
Please sir, my self esteem, it's very sick
-
In my defense, she earns it
-
Edmund pls
-
Psychoanalyze THIS
-
Designing aliens
-
Artistic epiphany
-
Dog Girl -> Dog/Girl
-
No escaping it
-
Like children's playground games
-
That 2 AM t h o r s t
-
Lightweight
-
All steps optional depending on series
-
Unintended audience
-
You never know what'll do you in
-
Live and let live
-
My body is a temple
-
Sounds like someone stirring macaroni
-
She old, she cranky
-
Really gonna just steal my dopamine like that
-
Pay respects to the eventual machine overlords
-
To be fair, I wasn't wrong
-
It'll drive a man to madness
-
Careful what you wish for
-
Justice
-
In clarity, there is... regret
-
Now I just need to channel that into something productive
-
Don't think about it too much
-
Dare to dream
-
Round and round we go
-
Pokemon Silver (spoon)
-
Specificity matters
-
My first and last experience on social media
-
Law of the buffet
-
Internet skepticism
-
existentialism
-
First priority
-
Finally capitalizing on the primary market
-
The warm fuzzies
-
Not a gentle sleeper
-
Physical limitations
-
[redacted]
-
Just wanted to see what it felt like
-
Tree love is in the air
-
Doubt
-
Dear Japan, why?
-
Sowing the seeds
-
Go big or go home
-
Noseblindness
-
The first step in any game
-
Hornithology
-
The power of responsibility aversion
-
Ways to build an RPG character
-
Of two minds
-
Sympathy farming
-
Idealism vs Cynicism: opinions
-
Tis the season
-
Not the target demographic
-
Divine power
-
Social graces
-
It's inevitable
-
Pierces the soul
-
Media snob
-
The idea is usually short lived
-
Different motivations
-
No regerts
-
Wouldn't mind it
-
Damn boi he THICK
-
Internet trolls
-
Animal feet
-
When he finally gets his VGU
-
Existential overload
-
Mass Effect
-
Stretching limits
-
Palpable hypocrisy
-
Poor impulse control
-
Got them scared vibrations
-
Every neuron ready to fire
-
Just following orders
-
Intrusive thoughts
-
Or substitute any other moderately complicated task, really
-
The poor guy, every time
-
Sends shivers up the spine
-
I pass no judgement
-
Lean into it
-
It's just that easy
-
How spicy is too spicy
-
Comestible drama
-
The subtleties of character design
-
Something something ethical concerns
-
Song of summoning
-
Can't stop won't stop
-
9/10 doctors do not recommend
-
Harsh barrier to entry
-
Yeah sex is cool but
-
Repeat offender
-
We do what we must
-
Don't get party wiped
-
To catch a big fish you need the right bait
-
They market it that way for a REASON dammit
-
The right kind of day for that one particular song
-
Maybe someday
-
Put that where it belongs
-
Ready for action
-
You never know what might come in handy
-
yeah I got nothing for this one
-
Poor choice of words
-
Different tools, different methods
-
The dark truth about anime
-
Warlock envy
-
Well deserved
-
Truly it inspires unspeakable dread
-
A brief PSA to my extroverted friends out there
-
Three strikes, you're out
-
Just heals very cleanly I guess
-
Screw it, I'm gonna go be a monk
-
Can you feel it? the pain in his eyes?
-
The brief career of contract assassin cat
-
He may be a goon but his passion is THEATRE
-
Aged to a lovely shade of jade
-
He's trying his best
-
Absolutely insufferable
-
Kwispy
-
Always the life of the party
-
0/10 alarm sound
-
Odd source of validation
-
A matter of perspective
-
Excuse me while I get back on my horse
-
Fighting unseen battles
-
He's just misunderstood
-
Moving to more proactive marketing
-
Organic perspective, my old nemesis
-
Did you leave the stove on?
-
One track mind
-
That time of the year
-
The world keeps turning
-
Can only work for so long
-
The machinations of a twisted mind
-
Childhood disillusionment
-
The power of a kitchen sink
-
They say he's the handsomest man in all the land
-
It exists to spite God
-
Other side effects not withstanding
-
Lots of different benefits
-
Ain't no spring chicken
-
Probably coulda seen that coming
-
The process to buying snacks
-
The first hurdle to Bethesda games
-
Giant furry toddlers
-
And triple A killed it
-
Professional faux paw
-
Elden Ring has touched down
-
Not even staying up past midnight smh
-
Real, legit energy rocks
-
Perfectly balanced
-
The FromSoft mage experience
-
Can never tell until it's too late
-
Personal internet rule #1: pick your engagements
-
The liver has no bravado
-
Reminder that organic nature is a miraculous hellscape
-
The blue cipher ring experience
-
Maybe if there were bright flashing lights
-
Frankly bizarre incidence rate
-
Hair types and squished faces aside
-
Vestigial paranoia
-
Tarnished mind
-
Maybe it's all a satirical work
-
Personal internet rule #2: never listen to tiny purple
-
My interactions with the local fauna in Elden Ring
-
A brief dissertation, for your consideration
-
Just wanted to be a, uh, diplomat
-
O, my feeble will, my indolent heart
-
Right music, wrong time
-
Don't mind me just building internal lore
-
Fromsoft npcs got me like
-
You ever just wanna
-
Very minor Elden Ring spoiler on this one
-
On the spot
-
But how is it so loud tho
-
It's all about perspective
-
Pure concentrated power of will
-
Buncha friggin weirdos
-
The trolley problem
-
Fundamental difference in approach
-
Sanity meter dropping fast
-
One step from monke
-
A reasonable explanation
-
*Had
-
Skibbi-dibbi-dib yo da-dub dub
-
No ragrets
-
In retrospect, probably unwise
-
Death by a thousand ankle bites
-
Sailing too many ships
-
The eternal struggle
-
I mean close enough really
-
How it usually feels
-
Just need an excuse
-
The truth will set you free
-
The natural conclusion
-
Taking the week off
-
Brothers and sisters, I have heard the wailing of hell
-
One simple trick
-
The real reason for two ring slots
-
A betrayal of trust, once every couple weeks or so
-
Sometimes you just need a fresh start
-
Infectious tilt
-
Alternative legalese
-
How I imagine it usually goes
-
The AUDACITY. The DISRESPECT
-
What's the opposite of nostalgia goggles
-
Necessary information
-
Don't see that in the movies
-
Emotional rollercoaster
-
Call it a dramatic tone shift
-
That which holds true
-
It's a bird! It's a plane!
-
PTSD&D
-
Recurring design choice
-
Catching a big break
-
Unhealthy influence
-
Ehh, semantics
-
Anti-synergistic skillset
-
The dark path
-
Like a ninja
-
Path of least resistance
-
Love and loss
-
You laugh you lose
-
RNGesus don't care about backstory
-
Not helping our case
-
Advanced interfacing
-
Open world, technically
-
The human condition
-
Moment before impact
-
A modest proposal
-
Addressing the real issue
-
Curse of knowledge
-
Dungeon bully
-
Gone too soft
-
Circadian rhythm's a bit touchy these days
-
And then he takes my lunch money
-
True test of competence
-
Wasted energy
-
Gotta work on that intonation
-
Nature is amazing
-
Mood swing
-
The new game mod party
-
Same, but different
-
One for the lads
-
More of a pi guy myself
-
It was all downhill from there
-
Chasing death
-
Just eat your friggin cake
-
If it isn't the consequences of my own negligence
-
Hook, line, and sinker
-
Breaking his spirit
-
Went and made it weird
-
Matter of necessity
-
Morbid compulsion
-
Don't know why it be that way but it do
-
It's like I'm really there
-
Don't get bogged down by the man, man
-
Instructions unclear
-
Questionable order of operations
-
Different place, different story
-
Statistical anomaly simulator
-
Xcom rule #2: Don't get attached
-
*Un-Scooby's your Dooby Doo*
-
Likeliest outcome
-
With change comes complications
-
On the spot
-
Cutscene contrivance
-
You FOOL
-
The consuming tide
-
March of progress
-
Absolutely arbitrary
-
Technically speaking
-
SACRILEGE
-
Couldn't agree more
-
Never stood a chance
-
Priorities
-
Time is money
-
Try it on, see how it fits
-
Size does matter
-
In the foreground of a more interesting comic
-
It's a tenuous relationship
-
I don't have a problem shut up
-
Artistic liberties
-
What's the difference
-
Circumstantial principles
-
Where else would they go
-
The cow says moo, the chicken says buck
-
What a coinkidink
-
He takes his job very seriously
-
Glass bones and paper skin
-
Guess I have a new favorite food
-
My impatience is killing me, repeatedly
-
Why can't we have nice things
-
Rookie mistake
-
It's scientific
-
*Insert anything else I should be doing here*
-
Gotta blend with the locals
-
Why have you cursed me with this knowledge, father
-
After extensive research
-
We are not so different, you and I
-
Ain't nobody got time for that
-
Professionals have standards
-
And poor decisions
-
Gotta get in there with a steel wire brush
-
What is this "range" you speak of
-
The flesh pudding does not learn
-
Beauty, elegance, purpose
-
Why yes I HAVE tried gitting gud
-
Some real stark tonal dissonance
-
The forbidden glow stick
-
Just to clarify
-
It's just different
-
It smells fear
-
Put up or shut up
-
A single moment of distilled dread
-
Activate tedium mode
-
So close
-
Stop making it weird
-
Hits different these days
-
Left my contingency in my other pants
-
Alt path unlocked
-
Creepy uncle Bob is that you?
-
Physical awareness at maximum overdrive
-
And yet we persist
-
Ooh, mommy nature
-
I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy
-
Objective misunderstood (Christian Edition)
-
The forbidden knowledge
-
Call of Cthuwu
-
Carefully evaluated
-
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
-
Gotta keep things in perspective
-
PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM A W FOR GOD'S SAKE
-
5 Mass Effect playthroughs finally paying off
-
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, SCUMBAG
-
[placeholder title]
-
Got a bit of a deficit there
-
How the mighty have fallen
-
Why is that button even there
-
Even in death
-
Kids say the darndest things
RedGreenBlue
Technically speaking
-
But Probably Not
-
Absolute Truth
-
The Greatest Minds are Highly Elevated
-
Unlimited Cosmic Stupid Rat
-
Brings out the latent masochism in me
-
Something for everyone
-
Not even exaggerating
-
Can ya feel it?
-
Better late than never
-
Be honest its just better Dark Souls
-
One thing leads to another
-
Live in the moment
-
A reclusive creature to be sure
-
Only halfway joking
-
bUt EmpLoYEes arE PaiD tO do tHAt
-
Ain't all bad
-
Skinny Privilege
-
Suck it up buttercup
-
You know how dogs is
-
Call to the void and the void calls back
-
Filthy CASUAL
-
Some kind of nerd courting dance
-
True awareness is a curse
-
Honorless SCUM
-
System has encountered an error
-
Gender inequality
-
Just be yourself
-
I don't always make spaghetti, but when I do
-
The plight of the polite misanthrope
-
Video game catfishing
-
Vanity, vanity
-
It's rough, buddy
-
This is what peak performance looks like
-
Keep to the paved pathways, all else is no man's land
-
Get a life
-
Please sir, my self esteem, it's very sick
-
In my defense, she earns it
-
Edmund pls
-
Psychoanalyze THIS
-
Designing aliens
-
Artistic epiphany
-
Dog Girl -> Dog/Girl
-
No escaping it
-
Like children's playground games
-
That 2 AM t h o r s t
-
Lightweight
-
All steps optional depending on series
-
Unintended audience
-
You never know what'll do you in
-
Live and let live
-
My body is a temple
-
Sounds like someone stirring macaroni
-
She old, she cranky
-
Really gonna just steal my dopamine like that
-
Pay respects to the eventual machine overlords
-
To be fair, I wasn't wrong
-
It'll drive a man to madness
-
Careful what you wish for
-
Justice
-
In clarity, there is... regret
-
Now I just need to channel that into something productive
-
Don't think about it too much
-
Dare to dream
-
Round and round we go
-
Pokemon Silver (spoon)
-
Specificity matters
-
My first and last experience on social media
-
Law of the buffet
-
Internet skepticism
-
existentialism
-
First priority
-
Finally capitalizing on the primary market
-
The warm fuzzies
-
Not a gentle sleeper
-
Physical limitations
-
[redacted]
-
Just wanted to see what it felt like
-
Tree love is in the air
-
Doubt
-
Dear Japan, why?
-
Sowing the seeds
-
Go big or go home
-
Noseblindness
-
The first step in any game
-
Hornithology
-
The power of responsibility aversion
-
Ways to build an RPG character
-
Of two minds
-
Sympathy farming
-
Idealism vs Cynicism: opinions
-
Tis the season
-
Not the target demographic
-
Divine power
-
Social graces
-
It's inevitable
-
Pierces the soul
-
Media snob
-
The idea is usually short lived
-
Different motivations
-
No regerts
-
Wouldn't mind it
-
Damn boi he THICK
-
Internet trolls
-
Animal feet
-
When he finally gets his VGU
-
Existential overload
-
Mass Effect
-
Stretching limits
-
Palpable hypocrisy
-
Poor impulse control
-
Got them scared vibrations
-
Every neuron ready to fire
-
Just following orders
-
Intrusive thoughts
-
Or substitute any other moderately complicated task, really
-
The poor guy, every time
-
Sends shivers up the spine
-
I pass no judgement
-
Lean into it
-
It's just that easy
-
How spicy is too spicy
-
Comestible drama
-
The subtleties of character design
-
Something something ethical concerns
-
Song of summoning
-
Can't stop won't stop
-
9/10 doctors do not recommend
-
Harsh barrier to entry
-
Yeah sex is cool but
-
Repeat offender
-
We do what we must
-
Don't get party wiped
-
To catch a big fish you need the right bait
-
They market it that way for a REASON dammit
-
The right kind of day for that one particular song
-
Maybe someday
-
Put that where it belongs
-
Ready for action
-
You never know what might come in handy
-
yeah I got nothing for this one
-
Poor choice of words
-
Different tools, different methods
-
The dark truth about anime
-
Warlock envy
-
Well deserved
-
Truly it inspires unspeakable dread
-
A brief PSA to my extroverted friends out there
-
Three strikes, you're out
-
Just heals very cleanly I guess
-
Screw it, I'm gonna go be a monk
-
Can you feel it? the pain in his eyes?
-
The brief career of contract assassin cat
-
He may be a goon but his passion is THEATRE
-
Aged to a lovely shade of jade
-
He's trying his best
-
Absolutely insufferable
-
Kwispy
-
Always the life of the party
-
0/10 alarm sound
-
Odd source of validation
-
A matter of perspective
-
Excuse me while I get back on my horse
-
Fighting unseen battles
-
He's just misunderstood
-
Moving to more proactive marketing
-
Organic perspective, my old nemesis
-
Did you leave the stove on?
-
One track mind
-
That time of the year
-
The world keeps turning
-
Can only work for so long
-
The machinations of a twisted mind
-
Childhood disillusionment
-
The power of a kitchen sink
-
They say he's the handsomest man in all the land
-
It exists to spite God
-
Other side effects not withstanding
-
Lots of different benefits
-
Ain't no spring chicken
-
Probably coulda seen that coming
-
The process to buying snacks
-
The first hurdle to Bethesda games
-
Giant furry toddlers
-
And triple A killed it
-
Professional faux paw
-
Elden Ring has touched down
-
Not even staying up past midnight smh
-
Real, legit energy rocks
-
Perfectly balanced
-
The FromSoft mage experience
-
Can never tell until it's too late
-
Personal internet rule #1: pick your engagements
-
The liver has no bravado
-
Reminder that organic nature is a miraculous hellscape
-
The blue cipher ring experience
-
Maybe if there were bright flashing lights
-
Frankly bizarre incidence rate
-
Hair types and squished faces aside
-
Vestigial paranoia
-
Tarnished mind
-
Maybe it's all a satirical work
-
Personal internet rule #2: never listen to tiny purple
-
My interactions with the local fauna in Elden Ring
-
A brief dissertation, for your consideration
-
Just wanted to be a, uh, diplomat
-
O, my feeble will, my indolent heart
-
Right music, wrong time
-
Don't mind me just building internal lore
-
Fromsoft npcs got me like
-
You ever just wanna
-
Very minor Elden Ring spoiler on this one
-
On the spot
-
But how is it so loud tho
-
It's all about perspective
-
Pure concentrated power of will
-
Buncha friggin weirdos
-
The trolley problem
-
Fundamental difference in approach
-
Sanity meter dropping fast
-
One step from monke
-
A reasonable explanation
-
*Had
-
Skibbi-dibbi-dib yo da-dub dub
-
No ragrets
-
In retrospect, probably unwise
-
Death by a thousand ankle bites
-
Sailing too many ships
-
The eternal struggle
-
I mean close enough really
-
How it usually feels
-
Just need an excuse
-
The truth will set you free
-
The natural conclusion
-
Taking the week off
-
Brothers and sisters, I have heard the wailing of hell
-
One simple trick
-
The real reason for two ring slots
-
A betrayal of trust, once every couple weeks or so
-
Sometimes you just need a fresh start
-
Infectious tilt
-
Alternative legalese
-
How I imagine it usually goes
-
The AUDACITY. The DISRESPECT
-
What's the opposite of nostalgia goggles
-
Necessary information
-
Don't see that in the movies
-
Emotional rollercoaster
-
Call it a dramatic tone shift
-
That which holds true
-
It's a bird! It's a plane!
-
PTSD&D
-
Recurring design choice
-
Catching a big break
-
Unhealthy influence
-
Ehh, semantics
-
Anti-synergistic skillset
-
The dark path
-
Like a ninja
-
Path of least resistance
-
Love and loss
-
You laugh you lose
-
RNGesus don't care about backstory
-
Not helping our case
-
Advanced interfacing
-
Open world, technically
-
The human condition
-
Moment before impact
-
A modest proposal
-
Addressing the real issue
-
Curse of knowledge
-
Dungeon bully
-
Gone too soft
-
Circadian rhythm's a bit touchy these days
-
And then he takes my lunch money
-
True test of competence
-
Wasted energy
-
Gotta work on that intonation
-
Nature is amazing
-
Mood swing
-
The new game mod party
-
Same, but different
-
One for the lads
-
More of a pi guy myself
-
It was all downhill from there
-
Chasing death
-
Just eat your friggin cake
-
If it isn't the consequences of my own negligence
-
Hook, line, and sinker
-
Breaking his spirit
-
Went and made it weird
-
Matter of necessity
-
Morbid compulsion
-
Don't know why it be that way but it do
-
It's like I'm really there
-
Don't get bogged down by the man, man
-
Instructions unclear
-
Questionable order of operations
-
Different place, different story
-
Statistical anomaly simulator
-
Xcom rule #2: Don't get attached
-
*Un-Scooby's your Dooby Doo*
-
Likeliest outcome
-
With change comes complications
-
On the spot
-
Cutscene contrivance
-
You FOOL
-
The consuming tide
-
March of progress
-
Absolutely arbitrary
-
Technically speaking
-
SACRILEGE
-
Couldn't agree more
-
Never stood a chance
-
Priorities
-
Time is money
-
Try it on, see how it fits
-
Size does matter
-
In the foreground of a more interesting comic
-
It's a tenuous relationship
-
I don't have a problem shut up
-
Artistic liberties
-
What's the difference
-
Circumstantial principles
-
Where else would they go
-
The cow says moo, the chicken says buck
-
What a coinkidink
-
He takes his job very seriously
-
Glass bones and paper skin
-
Guess I have a new favorite food
-
My impatience is killing me, repeatedly
-
Why can't we have nice things
-
Rookie mistake
-
It's scientific
-
*Insert anything else I should be doing here*
-
Gotta blend with the locals
-
Why have you cursed me with this knowledge, father
-
After extensive research
-
We are not so different, you and I
-
Ain't nobody got time for that
-
Professionals have standards
-
And poor decisions
-
Gotta get in there with a steel wire brush
-
What is this "range" you speak of
-
The flesh pudding does not learn
-
Beauty, elegance, purpose
-
Why yes I HAVE tried gitting gud
-
Some real stark tonal dissonance
-
The forbidden glow stick
-
Just to clarify
-
It's just different
-
It smells fear
-
Put up or shut up
-
A single moment of distilled dread
-
Activate tedium mode
-
So close
-
Stop making it weird
-
Hits different these days
-
Left my contingency in my other pants
-
Alt path unlocked
-
Creepy uncle Bob is that you?
-
Physical awareness at maximum overdrive
-
And yet we persist
-
Ooh, mommy nature
-
I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy
-
Objective misunderstood (Christian Edition)
-
The forbidden knowledge
-
Call of Cthuwu
-
Carefully evaluated
-
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
-
Gotta keep things in perspective
-
PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM A W FOR GOD'S SAKE
-
5 Mass Effect playthroughs finally paying off
-
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, SCUMBAG
-
[placeholder title]
-
Got a bit of a deficit there
-
How the mighty have fallen
-
Why is that button even there
-
Even in death
-
Kids say the darndest things
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