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Imagine living in an old London house with a vampire for a roommate. Norah doesn’t have to imagine it. The only problem is, Elaine turned out to be nothing like the mysterious aristocrat from some gothic novel. She’s pushy, has a bunch of weird habits, absolutely no concept of personal space — and, for some reason, is completely convinced that Norah is already her girlfriend.