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Once upon a time, there was King Midas. Not the one from Greek Mythology, but more like his obscure even-more-money-crazed cousin. He also travels through time with a staff that he activates by casually picking his nose with it. Trust me, King Midas VI (he prefers to go by just Midas) guarantees a laugh -- or he'll, y'know, force it out of you through execution.