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Bolt on
Shortened
Next
Thought So
Outrage!
Sincerity
Carp
Who's next
Adelaide
OOoh
Defensive
Justified
Arts and Crafts
3.14159
Scallywag
Innocents
Pink
Glowing
Censored
Removed
Up handed
Excused
Noped
Pulled
Alive
Mother Knows Best
Stuffed
Sold
Ungratitude
Brushed off
Babies?
Mumbles and sn
Realifing
So Ducked
Ma-dded
Irresponds
Ook?
Pink and Blue
Boo
Support
Grey
Oof
Booked
Have Fun
Feignted
Useful information
Sniffles
Flannel
Nirvana
Seen
Childs
Em bare as
Shook up
Get the cape
No word of a lie
Redhead
Ooh, pretty window
Wha' hoppened
Jibber Jabber
Payback
One word
Wait
Upped
Technical difficulties
Red Rum
Oof da
Lollygagging
Recovery
HeHe
High Dudgeon
Black on Blue
Cheeky
Gibber
Stolen Material
Snaked
Arrmeow
Fluffy
Silly Putty
Cince
Deep fried battered brain
I want the truth
Figments
Out Got
Lame
Yeah?
Huh
King of Pain
Psyched
Roll 'em up
Ahem
Explain yourself
Dark and stormy day
Positivity Rocks
Thinking
Running
In closet
Flight dynamics
Uh huh
zzzzz
Dangered
Stove Top
Beclowned
Keith Richards
LucyLily
Momma oohoohohoh
Two Words
Pfffft
Snarl
Inappt
How dare you
Knowledge Weighs
Grey knee
Open up
Hello?
Ax you anything
Allow me
Come back
Holed upped
Guildencrantz
Surplus
Sincerity
Attica
Cheezy Chuck's
Arthur
RickArtieRolled
Jin Rox
Blossoming
Ticket take
Electric Slide
Painless
Fireworks
Safety
Baristas
Everyone knows it's Windy
Cherry bomb
Come to my window
Car diploma
It's on Rick
Bully Bully
Can't be tamed
Five Minutes
Generosity
Stucked
Agent 47
Blah Blah What?
I'll be quirky
The dance
Que?
Smoke Baby Smoke
Abilene
Shiksa
Tina
Rogues
LoFox on the Rox
Pizza
Single
Drunk and Outside
Real Former
Icee Hot
Spoiler
Worser
Happy ending
Wind in the hair
Oh, snap
Get in the box
Oofda
Of the children
Crowed
Money Grease
One question
High Dudgeon
Chill
Blush
Brush off
Flair
That Recipe
Kindly
Upstairs
Low Brow
Eyebrowed
Flame brow
Cougars
Beep
Cratered
Thrust
Marm
Punishment
Gone Here
Purry
Together
On top baby
Rose up
Mister Dodge
No lies detectived
Objected
Bolted
Tight
Uh Huh
Elvi
Booty
Anonymous
Boom?
Zeppo and Gummo
Whiskey
Only way
Lovely Parting Gift
Buttom
Negative
Cuttin' up the vain
Whee
News
Tied
The O'Jays
Your Monkeys
KOL
Very Good Year
Freedom
Commerce
Sonuva
Conduct
Blue
Point Counterpoint
No
Rico
Sue A. Cider
Ratings draw
Blergh
Truth is love
Burned
Moment
Beep
Baconated
Honey
Dunno
Gazed Doughnut
Rot in Hell
Necro
Letter from Heaven
Ricolalala
Lucky Killing Pillow
Fighting Dirty
J'Accuse
Convincing
Bowled
Ricolation
Salvaged
You can do it
Mysterious
A'Beered
Huh
Built Different
Do do doo dooo
Muckety
Secretary
Named
I like words
Obvious
Vin Berkley
Bum bump bum
Beers in Heaven
Inkwells
Flight or Fight
Mur-Ray
Of the children
Liver Jingle
Tom Skerritt
Arf
Goes unpunished
Yellow and black attack
My Brother Artie
Ice Storm
You ain't seen
Promotion
Huh
Better
Fluff
Lying
Threats
Spiffy
Music makes the people
Jello Sea
Boobage
Gambini
Yeah
Boobsalot
Furthermore
Punted
Ray Parker and the News
Bingo
Bongo
Yo
Fine
Ms
Decanted
Only Ten I see
Shake it
Sideshown
Consequences
Wiped
Pinched nose
Extra
Star power
Named
Fair
Correct the Record
Nozzled
Waved
Mocked
Wildcats
Orientation
Gladys
Shot a video
Left a note
I have a plan!
Last Call
Baby Oiled
Freshened up
County Jail
Difficult
Resistor
There for you
Renamerize
Solitude
Strut
Urked
Need a bar
Get Pizza
Past of the Future
Rolling
Office Trip
Hates you
Brooming
Maracas
Presence
Up to here
Richard
So Mathed
Verdant
Suckit
In chambers
Joked
Honky Tonk
Mouse and Cat
Queried
Elucidation
Culmination
5Ws and an H
Denouement
Not Margaret
Triple Twenties
Daddy
Spoken Words
Say it
Lecture
Normal
Today's Tom Sawyer
6 windows up
Spun up
Hog tried
Pulley Pulley
Bubblegum
Creeping down the hall
Roped
Brew Home
Feathered
Cooked
Thus Efficient
Big thanks
Underbroad
Open window policy
Invisible Chopin
Better run
Nunya Bizness
Shirt off moment
El Jefe
Racing
Heaven's Gated
The Unknown
Room without a roof
Dripping water
Cousin Larry
Barryed
Mightier than the sword
Entertainment Vision
HOF
Contemptelation
Comet is coming
Flue
Tentative
Show and tell
3 point 7
Clankers
Sue and win
Involuntary lecture
Gaston
New normal
Cruel and Unusual
Costumed
Skid Row
Introspectral
Old Pickup
Red Green
Lil' Lightning
Be a Director
Whupped
Gains
Heading Home
It was good
Ice
Buddy of the Holly
Yeah?
Kick it
Bubbly
Live long
Jersey Boy
Wham
Foreboding
Clothesed
Blue and Gold
Daffed
Doopity doo
Mimes I say
Gaga
Changed
Wakko, Yakko, and Dot
Brussels
Pure art
Queen
Gifted
To our home
Violet
Keyed
Broop?
Self Set up
Aw Shut
Exterior voice
Meeting
Unready
Thundacore out
Jerry
Attack Attack
On the horses
You!
Ignore him
Good news
Twittage
Poke Poke Poke
Roasting
Hard Choices
You Bet
Margaret Hamilton
Words Fired
For your life
Benny
Success
Signatory
Notice of Intent
Stripey Horses
Plan Zeta
Dyslexia
When Since
In your end dough
Double Taken
Played
Arrr Squared
Pie Rates
Fluxed
Keep Correct
Mein
Perfect
Monkey Wrenched
Toby
Cheese
Explain
Pushing Luck
Dudgeon
Newspaper
Ellie out
Spidey Senses Ignored
Genius Stack
Mais Non
Other Other Other Other
Y'all
Wannabe
Real Eyes
Zither Feather
Numpty
Shirted
The Stud
Scandal
Ha HAH
Bad idea
Office Time
New Idea
Buddies
The paining
By Design
Un Design
Closet Habit
Change Up
Wizards
Incommon
No touch
Regular Jam
Am Bushed
The Snob is In
Developing
Nacho wings
Waiting for Ever
The Call
Vocal Range
Almonds Activated
Waiter
Hurry
Crossed Ts
Sundialed
Exploits
Master
Coming together
Holly and Lister
Smoked
Cross Referenced
Zeroth
My Patient is living thin
Jin and Jen
KnowwhatImean
Must die
One week in Brazil
Clink
Grrr
Shumway? No way
Dot Dash Dot
Ballast
Danveer
The News
John Carter
Of your life
Have a heart
Creamy
Shenaniganings
Gone Long
Carted
Sniff
Igor
Rewarding
Balked
Jokes on the floor
The Donut
Thud Thud
Robodad
Disaster
Jumpsuit
Snakey
DeWaltered
Hot down here
Hot down here Pt.2
Hot down here Pt.3
Guarded
Snuggling
Waving on air
A plan
Aurora
Soloed
The Unpantsed
De Burgh
Four Aces and a King
Limpid
Cheered
Grbac
Throwing Shade
Caught up
Pointed
Bound
Got off
Gene Yus
Confessions
Zorg
Good Idea
Great Idea
Best Idea
Seeing Red
Set up
J'accuse!
How dare-
Camping
Pressed
Recap
It's own award
Disaster
GPS
Oranged
Studied
Buxoms
Bruised
Jazz Handed
Heading Home
Clanked
Shine on
Unbreakable
Contracting
Down not up
The Purpose
Siryessir
Wolvie
Pushing it
Booth
Young mouth
Damian
Off the air tonight
Become the Knight
Sweet Destiny
A Hero
Santa Pug
Big Willie Styles
Run Away
Concertina
Pugboy
Skipping
Ah, Stupid
Sidekicked
By the Moon
Worse
Wright Stuff
Pecked
Bottled
Toejam
Hood up
Adel
Clever
Excuse me
Drunken Missus
Purty
Thirsty
Morals
Upstairs
Marvelous features
Seize the Destiny
Afeared
Conning Tower
Brained
Avante
Hiya
Often
Directed Rebellion
Micked
Swing Batta Batta
Mused
Cleansed
Freebird
Calling Bea
Fun and profit
Rick Dodge
Toy Box
Tick Tick Tick
Boomed
Grouch
Re;Viewed
Beefing
Big Fun
On with the show
Arh!
Taken for a ride
Hell Boy
Tequila Bump ba da badah bumpah
Ransom
Picking Locks
Duquesne
The Ambulance
Sparkle
Working Skirt
More Ammo
Paying Attention
Ottoman
Empire
Hit the Wall
Dance Dance
Cut free
Trained thought
Harrassed
Smoke and Fire
Big Evil Nasty
Actual Tequila
Everyone knows it's windy
Seconds Aweigh
Sisters
Apptitude
Getting cold
Let your hair down
Iniquitizing
Thoughts
Stogie
Flush Draw
Cut it out
42
The Bow
Crawl
Crawlers
Venting
Vented
The First of Many
Outrage
Rasafrassin
Tootin
Gazongas
Must die
Ricardo
Beep
Proven
Are you a
Crunchy, Sharp, and Smoky
Doused
Crushed
Nonononono
Miley and Rose
Times
Wet thin white
Mr. Kotter
Darkwing
Project
Make it go
Remixed
Ooh Her Ah
Says no
Cling On
Surge
Chk
Single Raised Brow
Le More Mack
Brothers Osborne
Got Smart
Speed Boat
Motor Boat
Loose
Spina Bifida
Got a point
Not once
Nice to see you
Wellllll
Bag of Nut
Out of hat
On Blocks
Psych
Brats? Worst.
Nuclear what now
A question
Changing
Twirl
Miley Stone
Whip Hand
J'Accuse
J'Amuse
Fools
Urk
Up Pinned
Bound to Happen
Peart
The Dues and Don'ts
Would
Are you there?
Am I here?
Bubbling
Dance Dance
Charred
Speak not
Diggin' a hole
So tucked
After Inaction Report
Chomp
Coined
Beliebe Me
Chitty Chat
Start strong
Signing
What did I ever
Truth
Diligence
Read on lee
In and Out
Keynesian
Fissionable
Handfuls
Big selfish
Gatecaught
Reuniting
Dumplings
Class in Session
Argumentative
Bow Tie Class
Best in Class
An American Band
Ben Stone
Dodge City Blues
The Geeks
Pick you poison
Your nuts
Anywhere you want
Couple of steaks
Kimona Wanalaya
Critic Impure
Impure
Brazen
Plunder
Tale of Woe
Little Miss or Big Miss
Foot and a half
Seven Months
Show you the door
Fluuuged
Tall and beautiful
Awesome
Benjamins
Millions
Rickface
Double the time
Tea Ceremony
Cut you
Time alone
Stupid yellow hair
Class and Restraint
Mother
The PBP
Talking Fast
Noodle incident Part 2
Good news!
Missing commas
Grampa Em
Lies
Lovely little monies
So cute
Chocolate
Bonding
Gottagobye
Controvertibilitsy
The Future
Dun Dun DaDa Da
Vaulting
ASL
Pull the string
Quick Bunnies
Got this
Perchance
Regrets? I've had a few
Cut Brush
Shoveling
Snuggle
One night in Bangkok
Yolks
Winning Hand
See no hear no
Wanna talk
Wayans and means
Storytime
The night before
Oops
Hitchin' a ride
Sneak Snuck
Strum
Wrinkles
Big Wide Grin
Grandeur
Outrage!
Three Quarter Sized Spare
Nap time
Impolite
So hot
Most Non-Existent
Stop on Green
Welched
Shucked
The Horror
Ripped
The Gift
Bopem
Who goes
Eelan
Proposal
Fashion Police
Insalubrious
Admission
Hands up
Do the math
Thyroids
Props
Rassafrassin
Auntie G
Say my Name
Next step
River in Egypt
Bloody Sunday
Ma?
Family Business
Confessed
Basement Dweller
Sleeping Dude
Histoire
DeHaan DuHast
Growing up
A new home
Make your bed
See the Fission
Safecracker
Set and Spike
Stroke
Siblings
Believe it
My spot
Oh you
Gevalt
Wandering Trucked
Cynic on Trikes
Recapered
Astraction
Beautiful Bicep
George Bailey
Wake up Home
Not my door
Kiters
DadDadDadDADDAD
Broom
The Talented Mrs. Dodge
Dream a little Dream
Wife Life
Un Known
Cricket
Cosmological
Pennies
Songwritten
Neck bent
Jen Rise
Dotted Line
Risket
Truth above
Moment of Origin
Blaze of Glory
The Second
And Roll out
Turn around
Criterion
Heart Beatings
Pressure
Campaign
Dream a little dream
Explaint
Albuquerque
Two Guns
Sinner
Off with his
Everlasting Peace
And the ugly
Waken
Oh My word
Immaterial
Conscience barred
Talk it out
Siryessir
Determinator
DTB Ent
Light
Subscription
Allll
Sense you all
Ou
Madison's War
Drop a bomb
Presuppose
After Activities
Haloless
Drachman
Pinot Noir
Dripping
Falling
Hellvision
Correct
Thunking
Not-home
Professional Critic
Business suite
Razzi
Jenny Baby
Sales Out
Oher
Grump
Ever Come Back
Right Hook
Emperor's Clothes
Badily
Take Aim
Confidence Course
Been Told
Second Job
Gifted
Period
Arms
Kerrect
Datum
Mugged
Schultz
More Arty
Delooloo
Groundings
Jonesing
Piggy Banks
Dangle
One rule
Lyeing
Redye
Will lose
Skeeting
Grids
Tertiary
Musketeered
Leaked
Cleaned
Regrets
Illness
Gimme that Wink
Wonder Mariner
Restraint
Regrets
Booked
Dejah View
Slacked
Parthed
Parthegone
Hot Diggity Dog
Parthening
Now we Dance
Hyper Bowls
Howdy
Take a sip
Better better?
Fuller? Fuller
Disposal
Tick Tick Tick Spoon
Bruno
XoX
Ka-Boom
Overpretty
Sheep Perchance
Eleven times
Feel free up
Tour of
Justin Klein
Rudity
Thoroughly
Two Poles
No suspect
I have a plan
Nyet
42
No trouble
Unmoved
Shut it
Eating Lawyer
Best kind of
God blessed
The point of
The Return of the King
Hit Smash
Yog
Banded
Audience
Made of Static
Blurring
J'Accuse!
Feel free
Bright Lites
Dunh dun duh
Graphed
Problems
Domain
Spy Fly High
Reframbulate
The Math
Fact Faces
A hand
Head Phoney
Fahr 451
Process of thought
Eyes have it
Fabric of Humanity
Scale Model
Dog Housed?
Huh
Correction
Pray Tell
Slammed
Awked
Decide
Packed
Lisa Loeb
Famosity
Up up
Bustle
The duties
Negotiation
Carpetting
Ricked Rolled
Useful
Riddle game
Douchenozzle
Spocker
Irls
Snooked
Offensive Line
Loathe of
Speakened
Pro Punk
Strooth
Looser
Loo hoo hoooser
Lost loser
Major Loser
Deal?
Ophelia
Pure Line
Gak
Uhhhhm uh
Screaming and Kicking
Your Business
Public Icity
Out Damned Spoot
Doo Wha
Ahn A
Re capped
Banked Mics
Apple butt
The vial
Peak Bomb
Uh? Heh
Built for two
Blimped
Toight
Not the humanity
So Fopped
Stupid eyes
Decent Human Bean
Handed
Pacing
Not difficult but very hard
Not sisters
Rockstars
Changed
Ah
Crate News
The Shadow of the-
Identity Secret Air
Dating
Elbowed
Joliet Jake
Talking Sense
Mayor's house
Over our shoulders
On Your Shoulder
PentaGraphic
To Protect
Oh, shoots
Poodle Powers
Waiting game
Gloatened
Whose Whose
Down with Websters
Cracked
Dough Nuts
Posse Er
Swing In
Cot
Pugcave
Bad news
Let's Eat
Sipped
Structured
Costuming
Working it
Showered
Shower
Too Cold
Hijinx, Ensue
Chitty Chitty
Got time
Time Bed not Bed Time
Lost in
Emerson Winchester
Totemed
Tinkerer
Mulled
Hymie and Lilo
Jave Lynn
Pazole
Biebs
El Jefe
For Scored
In a bar
Niffe Tea
Working
Losers

Creator

SaintSwan

I thought there were too many strips on the flashback and in feedback to a request for a recap as to how we got here in the strip. But I didn't just want to write a few pages to bring new readers up to speed so instead I decided to do a parody song. Then I decided instead of old art I would have the kids act it out since I felt they'd been a little too absent. And it would be fun.