Do Not Read This
Do Not Read This Either
Not This One Either
Neither Should You Read This
This One? Yeah, No.
Please Back Away
I SAID, "Back The **** AWAY!!"
Hey. HEY! Don't EVEN!
I Know You're Thinking About It. Don't.
Read This and Things Are Gonna Get Reeeeeeeal Ugly
Stay Away. I've Rigged This To Explode.
New Constitutional Amendment: Do Not Read This Comic
Don't You Have Better Things to Do?
Instead of Reading This Comic, Go Out and Live Your Life
GET. OUT. NOW!
Matthew 13:42 Refers to Readers of This Comic
Read This And I Will Just Snap
No Means No
Get Your Eyes Off This Comic You Damn Dirty Ape!
I'm Running Out Of Ways To Say, "Don't Read This Comic."
I Am Shaking My Head Disapprovingly
Uh Uh. Not Happening.
Scram!
Do NOT Make Me Repeat Myself
Reading This Is Just a Bad Life Decision
If You Read This, I'm Telling Mom!
*Wags Finger*
I Implicitly Trust That You Will Not Read This
Do Not Defile Yourself With This Filth
30 Strikes And You're Out, Bucko
For The *LAST TIME*: DO NOT READ THIS COMIC!!
Quit This Comic. And Don't Quit Quitting.
My Heart Cries Out: Do Not Read This!!!
Live A Life Without Regret.
Think Of The Children!
Your Dead Relative Is Turning Over In Their Grave!
Uh Uh. NOT Happening.
Losers Read This Comic. Be a Winner!
Just... Why?
Make smart decisions. Do not read this.
Vamoose!
You're Old Enough to Know Better
Just Wait Until Your Father Hears About This!
Have You No Shame?
Not Sure If I Said This Before But "Do Not Read This!"
Because I Said So!
You Can't Un-Read It Once It's Been Read
I Have A Nun With A Ruler Just Waiting For An Excuse
Uh... Yeah, No.
Read My Lips, "Not This Comic"
There's Wrong and There's Wrong and Then There's This
You'll Understand When You're Older
You Know What's REALLY Cool? Not Reading This.
Big Fat "Nope" For This One Too
You're Better Than This
Santa is Watching!
This Is a New Low
Readers Are Subject to Fines of Up To 1000 Doll Hairs
If You’re Going to Not Read Just One Comic, This Is It
If All Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge, Would You?
The Guilt You Feel Is Punishment Enough
God May Forgive You, But I Will Not
Abandonate Omnes Spes, Vos Qui Intrastis
If I've Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times...
You'll Have No One To Blame But Yourself
I'm Asking You Nicely Not To Read This. Next Time I Won't.
Uh Uh. Buh-Bye.
Just Say "No" To This Comic
This Comic Is Always the Greater of Two Evils
This Comic Is Ill Advised
Read This and You're in for a World a' Hurt
This Comic Isn't Even Worth a Hate-Read
Give Not Into Temptation
I'm Not Asking. I'm Telling.
This Comic Is a Pandora's Box of Sadness
You Should Know Without Me Telling You
Don't Read This Comic, And I Mean It!
Anybody Wanna Peanut?
This Time, I'm Putting My Foot Down
The World Is Full of Splendors. This is Not One of Them.
9 Out of 10 Dentists Agree: Do Not Read This Comic
Even an Untrained Dog Knows Not To Read This Comic
Not Reading This Is Part of Being an Adult
You Should Totally Read This...NOT!
*Glaring at You While Cracking My Knuckles*
Hell Hath No Fury Like Me If You Read This
Did Your Hooligan Friends Put You Up To This?
Surgeon General's Warning: Do Not Read This Comic
🍳 ← This Is Your Brain on This Comic. Any Questions?
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
I Wouldn't Read This If I Were You
You're Not Too Old For a Spanking
You Know In Your Heart This Is Wrong
Please Reference The Series' Title for Instruction
For Help, Dial 1-800-DONOTREADTHISCOMC
Reading This Constitutes a Violation of Your Parole
I've Already Scheduled Your Intervention
This Comic is the Gateway to a Life of Debauchery
Read This and the Krampus Will Come for You
Do Not Not! NOT! NOT!! NOT!!! Read This Comic
You Know In Your Heart This Is Wrong
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Do Not Read This -
Do Not Read This Either -
Not This One Either -
Neither Should You Read This -
This One? Yeah, No. -
Please Back Away -
I SAID, "Back The **** AWAY!!" -
Hey. HEY! Don't EVEN! -
I Know You're Thinking About It. Don't. -
Read This and Things Are Gonna Get Reeeeeeeal Ugly -
Stay Away. I've Rigged This To Explode. -
New Constitutional Amendment: Do Not Read This Comic -
Don't You Have Better Things to Do? -
Instead of Reading This Comic, Go Out and Live Your Life -
GET. OUT. NOW! -
Matthew 13:42 Refers to Readers of This Comic -
Read This And I Will Just Snap -
No Means No -
Get Your Eyes Off This Comic You Damn Dirty Ape! -
I'm Running Out Of Ways To Say, "Don't Read This Comic." -
I Am Shaking My Head Disapprovingly -
Uh Uh. Not Happening. -
Scram! -
Do NOT Make Me Repeat Myself -
Reading This Is Just a Bad Life Decision -
If You Read This, I'm Telling Mom! -
*Wags Finger* -
I Implicitly Trust That You Will Not Read This -
Do Not Defile Yourself With This Filth -
30 Strikes And You're Out, Bucko -
For The *LAST TIME*: DO NOT READ THIS COMIC!! -
Quit This Comic. And Don't Quit Quitting. -
My Heart Cries Out: Do Not Read This!!! -
Live A Life Without Regret. -
Think Of The Children! -
Your Dead Relative Is Turning Over In Their Grave! -
Uh Uh. NOT Happening. -
Losers Read This Comic. Be a Winner! -
Just... Why? -
Make smart decisions. Do not read this. -
Vamoose! -
You're Old Enough to Know Better -
Just Wait Until Your Father Hears About This! -
Have You No Shame? -
Not Sure If I Said This Before But "Do Not Read This!" -
Because I Said So! -
You Can't Un-Read It Once It's Been Read -
I Have A Nun With A Ruler Just Waiting For An Excuse -
Uh... Yeah, No. -
Read My Lips, "Not This Comic" -
There's Wrong and There's Wrong and Then There's This -
You'll Understand When You're Older -
You Know What's REALLY Cool? Not Reading This. -
Big Fat "Nope" For This One Too -
You're Better Than This -
Santa is Watching! -
This Is a New Low -
Readers Are Subject to Fines of Up To 1000 Doll Hairs -
If You’re Going to Not Read Just One Comic, This Is It -
If All Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge, Would You? -
The Guilt You Feel Is Punishment Enough -
God May Forgive You, But I Will Not -
Abandonate Omnes Spes, Vos Qui Intrastis -
If I've Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times... -
You'll Have No One To Blame But Yourself -
I'm Asking You Nicely Not To Read This. Next Time I Won't. -
Uh Uh. Buh-Bye. -
Just Say "No" To This Comic -
This Comic Is Always the Greater of Two Evils -
This Comic Is Ill Advised -
Read This and You're in for a World a' Hurt -
This Comic Isn't Even Worth a Hate-Read -
Give Not Into Temptation -
I'm Not Asking. I'm Telling. -
This Comic Is a Pandora's Box of Sadness -
You Should Know Without Me Telling You -
Don't Read This Comic, And I Mean It! -
Anybody Wanna Peanut? -
This Time, I'm Putting My Foot Down -
The World Is Full of Splendors. This is Not One of Them. -
9 Out of 10 Dentists Agree: Do Not Read This Comic -
Even an Untrained Dog Knows Not To Read This Comic -
Not Reading This Is Part of Being an Adult -
You Should Totally Read This...NOT! -
*Glaring at You While Cracking My Knuckles* -
Hell Hath No Fury Like Me If You Read This -
Did Your Hooligan Friends Put You Up To This? -
Surgeon General's Warning: Do Not Read This Comic -
🍳 ← This Is Your Brain on This Comic. Any Questions? -
Do As I Say, Not As I Do -
I Wouldn't Read This If I Were You -
You're Not Too Old For a Spanking -
You Know In Your Heart This Is Wrong -
Please Reference The Series' Title for Instruction -
For Help, Dial 1-800-DONOTREADTHISCOMC -
Reading This Constitutes a Violation of Your Parole -
I've Already Scheduled Your Intervention -
This Comic is the Gateway to a Life of Debauchery -
Read This and the Krampus Will Come for You
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