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Chapter 1, Part 1: Introduction
Chapter 1, Part 2: Porn & Meth-making Tutorials
Chapter 1, Part 3: Ugly Bars
Chapter 1, Part 4: I Want Them Now!
Chapter 1, Part 5: Definitely Already Loaded
Chapter 1, Part 6: That's an Orange
Chapter 1, Part 7: Special Ingredient
Chapter 1, Part 8: Nope
Chapter 1, Part 9: Trash Can
Chapter 1, Part 10: Conclusion
Mid-Week Bonus: How to Wash Your Jiu Jitsu Gi
Chapter 2, Part 1: Kid Gloves
Chapter 2, Part 2: Bag of Sausages
Chapter 2, Part 3: Tiff's Battlebot
Chapter 2, Part 4: The Size Debate
Chapter 2, Part 5: The Albuquerque Xolo School
Chapter 2, Part 6: American Airlines?
Chapter 2, Part 7: Hugging from the Side
Chapter 2, Part 8: Conclusion
Chapter 3, Part 1: Zen Asses
Chapter 3, Part 2: Rich with Candy
Chapter 3, Part 3: Conclusion
Mid-Week Bonus: The Deadliest Submission
Inauguration Day
Chapter 4, Part 1: Virtual Reality Game
Chapter 4, Part 2: Luis's Pad
Chapter 4, Part 3: The Mighty Warrior
Bonus: Valentine's Day
Chapter 4, Part 4: The Pointless Friar
Chapter 4, Part 5: Sir Rich Finally Blooms
Bonus: The Trump Gi
Chapter 4, Part 6: Conclusion
Happy Birthday!
Chapter 5, Part 1: Sexy Calendar
Chapter 5, Part 2: Tails for Cosplay
Chapter 5, Part 3: Free Hugs
Chapter 5, Part 4: Small Businesses with Big Packages
Chapter 5, Part 5: Conclusion
Women's Self-Defense Class
For Your Training Partner
Most Popular Character
Chapter 6, Part 1: Seaman Vizzini
Chapter 6, Part 2: Good Ol' Boys Club
Chapter 6, Part 3: A Necklace for Men
Chapter 6, Part 4: Matt Snack
Chapter 6, Part 5: Ernie's Weakness
Chapter 6, Part 6: Taco Bait
Chapter 6, Part 7: Vizzini's Henchmen
Chapter 6, Part 8: Find Luis!
Chapter 6, Part 9: Meddling Buttscooters
Chapter 6, Part 10: Conclusion
Bonus: Tea-Bagged & Galacticon
LARP-Jitsu
Chapter 7, Part 1: 28 Gis Later
Chapter 7, Part 2: Fried Sesame Gis
Chapter 7, Part 3: The Contamination
Chapter 7, Part 4: The Epidemic
Chapter 7, Part 5: Rich Gardens
Chapter 7, Part 6: Long Winter
Chapter 7, Part 7: Conclusion
Mat Etiquette
Chapter 8, Part 1: The Black Belt
Bonus: Acceptable Catcalling
Chapter 8, Part 2: Beautiful Rich
Chapter 8, Part 3: The Cosplay Demo
Chapter 8, Part 4: Thudthumping
Chapter 8, Part 5: Belt Scalper
Chapter 8, Part 6: Conclusion
Alternative Submissions
Sugar Granny
Happy Halloween!
Chapter 9, Part 1: Pre-Workout
Chapter 9, Part 2: The Magic of Nonverbal Communication
Chapter 9, Part 3: Bromance Come True
Chapter 9, Part 4: Jeremy and Josh
Chapter 9, Part 5: Conclusion
Dark Jiu Jitsu
Chapter 10, Part 1: The Jiu Jitsu Serial Killer
Happy Winter Solstice Holidays!
Chapter 10, Part 2: Andre
Chapter 10, Part 3: John vs. Andre
Bonus Comic & Albuquerque Comic Con
Chapter 10, Part 4: Not the Beard!
Chapter 10, Part 5: Who is Andre?
Chapter 10, Part 6: Eat Your Taco!
Chapter 10, Part 7: Mat Bully
Chapter 10, Part 8: Run, Bloo! Run!
Chapter 10, Part 9: The BJJ Dating App
Chapter 10, Part 10: The Hostile Friendship
Chapter 10, Part 11: Know Your Pop Culture References
Chapter 10, Part 12: Andre's House
Chapter 10, Part 13: The Origin of Andre Hogan
Chapter 10, Part 14: "I'm Pretty Far From Okay"
Chapter 10, Part 15: Lucky Knee Brace
Chapter 10, Part 16: Conclusion
Lucky Guy
Nate, the Army Recruiter
Advice from Women's Magazines
Chapter 11, Part 1: The Glam Slam
Chapter 11, Part 2: Rich Lets Himself Go
Chapter 11, Part 3: Mayor Kintigh's Deal
Chapter 11, Part 4: Rich vs. Rollus
Chapter 11, Part 5: Captain Bloody Snatch
Chapter 11, Part 6: El Taco Vato
Chapter 11, Part 7: Disqualified!
Chapter 11, Part 8: Flying Arm-bar
Chapter 11, Part 9: Luis Leaves





Creator
Jeremy and Josh are the "Jay and Silent Bob" of jiu jitsu. Fun Fact: I trained in tae kwon do for 10 years and used to be a certified instructor. Tae kwon do schools are sometimes deliberately called "karate" schools by their owners because people equate karate with any martial art involving strikes. It's an ignorant marketing technique.
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