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Speed Limit
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The Gig is up!
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A Presumption of Innocence
-
Crime and ...
-
Delicates
-
Any club that would have me...
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Any port in a storm
-
Stop me if you've heard this one
-
One Man's Trash
-
Radiant
-
Parting is such sweet sorrow
-
Who Left the Dimensional Portal Open Again?
-
I Said I Was Sorry
-
Friends Come and Go, but Enemies Accumulate
-
Conspiracy
-
Labstyles of the Vile and Villainous
-
Everyone Has to Start Somewhere
-
Even Evil Doctors Get the Blues
-
There's always Uncle Ben
-
Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me
-
A Place to Call My Own
-
It's Bigger on the Inside
-
Dating is Such Sweet Sorrow
-
What a Tangled Web
-
Snugglebunny
-
Careful What you Ask For
-
Do Not Pass "Go"
-
Be Home by 8:30
-
Strange Befellows
-
That Was Premature
-
Where Are We Going To Find Rubber Pants Our Size?
-
I’d Like a Serving of Community with a Side of Sarcasm
-
How Old Are You Now?
-
Sounds Like Someone Has Abandonment Issues
-
Do You Want To Talk About It?
-
Kirby Wuz Here
-
Cluckin’ A!
-
Cluck Shot First!
-
What’s in a Name?
-
Hoarders: The Evil Doctor Edition
-
That Tingling Feeling is How You Know it’s Working
-
Not Again
-
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
-
Winners Never Quit
-
Meet Bob
-
High in Fiber
-
You’re Supposed to say `Who’s There`
-
Don’t Try This At Home
-
A Mystery Pummeled by an Enigma
-
That Not So Fresh Feeling
-
Did You Get a New Hairdo?
-
Dreadlocks
-
All Alone in the Moonlight
-
A Picture Says a Thousand Things You Didn’t Want to Say
-
Apology Not Accepted
-
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
-
Where’s My Parade?
-
Not Exactly Millions of Voices
-
Here’s Johnny!
-
Slow News Day
-
Just Say No
-
Off to a Slow Start
-
Watch Out Man!
-
If You Can’t Beat Them…
-
A good man always knows his limitations
-
What is the Sound of One Opposite Generating?
-
Sibling Rivalry
-
That’s Despicable!
-
The Sincerest Form of Flattery
-
Like a Big Pizza Pie
-
You’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat
-
Hum a Few Bars
-
It Saves on Transaction Fees
-
Nothing Personal
-
A Thousand Channels And Nothing Is On
-
Just a Little Prick
-
Alcohol Preserves Everything Except Dignity
-
Happiness is a Warm Blanket
-
Hiding in Plane Sight
-
I wonder if this is how Nomad felt…?
-
Villainy Never Takes a Vacation
-
What Goes Around
-
It Isn’t Polite To Stare
-
Good Help is Hard to Find
-
For Every Action…
-
Afterbirth
-
You’ll Speak When Spoken To
-
Of Course You Realize This Means War
-
Oh The Humanity
-
Pax Super-Sapiens
-
Happy Trails
-
Know When to Fold ‘Em
-
Sucks To Be You
-
I Didn’t Get A Harrumph From That Guy!
-
Game Over, Man! Game Over!
-
No Paddle For You
-
Don’t Try This At Home, Kids!
-
I Was Vengeance Before It Was Cool
-
The Price is Wrong
-
Heal Thyself
-
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
-
Bert’s Revenge
-
With a Little Help From My Friends
-
Just Snapping a Quick Selfie
-
I’m All Over Social Media
-
Found Him!
-
Try, Try Again
-
Don’t Meet Your Idol Kids
-
Do Not Arouse the Wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz
-
Constructive Criticism
-
Protective Custody
-
Abracadabra
-
Everyone’s a Critic
-
It makes the world go ’round
-
Layers. Like an onion.
-
Break on Through
-
Finally, A Straight Answer
-
Not Batman
-
Secondhand Tolkien is Dangerous Too
-
We don’t got the beat
-
A’int quite the Mines of Moria
-
Minions. Why did it have to be Minions?
-
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
-
Someday We’ll Find It
-
And me without my baggy pants
-
Tools come in all sizes
-
Indignities abound
-
Bliss
-
This Ain’t Motel Six
-
Can it Gizmo
-
Doomed To Repeat It
-
Reset the Wayback Machine, Sherman. We broke something.
-
It’s Not The Fall That Kills You…
-
Hey, it’s a living…
-
Elementary
-
My Heart Will Go On
-
Come Fly With Me
-
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
-
I need a volunteer from the audience
-
Ace of Dummies
-
Who doesn’t enjoy a good smiting?
-
Thief of Hearts and Samsungs
-
A Hole in my Heart
-
I Feel Pretty, So Pretty
-
The Secret Ingredient is Love
-
Just like the old age home
-
I love a parade
-
Still no hover boards?
-
Trick or …
-
The Devil’s Workshop
-
Is Caring
-
A little bit of the ultra-cleaning
-
Bring me my brown shirt…and hat…and goggles
-
Hmm, depends…
-
Search your Feelings…
-
The Ministry Of Silly Talks
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Cannonball!
-
Is it 420 Already?
-
Operation Snatch and Grab
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The fool or the fool who follows the fool
-
Swipe Left Young Man
-
Want some cheese with that whine?
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Just a pinch…
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Love me as though there were no tomorrow
-
Worst part of waking up
-
Never Miss a Day
-
Nobody knows…
-
Is it still cannibalism if you’re a chicken?
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What Ever Happened to Judge Rheinhold?
-
And she smelled of elderberries
-
Even more ripping off the classics
-
Wheel of Morality Says: Eat more fiber!
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Oathbreaker
-
Side effects include
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Phrasing?
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Under the water, the fish don’t stink
-
I take my misery with two sugars
-
You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow.
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Sprinkles are for winners
-
We should pull over for gas
-
Where there’s a whig, there’s a way
-
And On Your Right, Yet Another Seattle Burnt Coffee Shop
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Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
-
Couldn’t hit the broadside of a…
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I Don’t Have a Square to Spare
-
Gonna Fly Now
-
Mission One Eight Seven
-
Faceless No Longer
-
And don’t come down until you’re ready to apologize!
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The Sebastian Confrontation
-
Life Finds a Way
-
Nothing wrong with a bit of bribery between friends
-
Widdle Wiggy Woogums
-
Sometimes the Laundry Sorts You
-
Circle of Life
-
Snards. Its what’s for dinner.
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Don’t blow your wig
-
10,000 ways that won’t work
-
Actually, they’re kinda bland till you scoop sugar on ’em.
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Only yourselves to blame
-
Splitter!
-
At least you don’t handle his “delicates”
-
If You Could Go Ahead and Do That…That’d be Greeeeaaat!
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Why Put Off Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
-
PC Load Letter? What the F@#$ does that mean?
-
Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
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Light ‘Em Up
-
And I thought he smelled bad on the outside
-
That’s the Power of Pine-Sol, Baby!
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Yo soy la noche
-
I’ve seen enough hentai to know what happens next…
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ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
-
Need a little pick me up
-
Superheroing ain’t easy
-
I’ll packa your bags for your trip.
-
The Adventures of The Possum!
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The Adventures of The Cockroach
-
And now I forgot my social security number!
-
A Crummy Caper
-
I Said Good Day Sir!
-
Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger…
-
A Soggy Situation
-
But all the other villains make fun of my chin
-
Overcompensating Much?
-
What are these? Girl Scout Cookies for Ants?
-
The Real Reason Invulnerable Superheroes Need Super Suits
-
Hold Onto Your Butts
-
The Asparagus Strikes Back
-
When you wish upon a star
-
Kitty Perry Sings the Blues
-
I hope the flying piranhas are house broken
-
My Secret Identity Disorder
-
A Song of Wait and Wonder
-
Nobody Puts Soda Popinski in the Corner
-
Thank you sir, may I have another?
-
Men at Work
-
Why not Southpaw Sundays?
-
Grab your ankles, please
-
I prefer starlight mints in mine…
-
Lowered Expectations Means You’ll Never be Disappointed
-
Make a like a tree…and get back to work!
-
Probably just picked the first word in the dictionary
-
It clearly said ‘Do Not Touch’
-
Time for a time out
-
That Fourth Wall’s Lookin’ Kinda Flimsy
-
Who weeps for the aardvark?
-
I see what you’re driving at…
-
It was bound to happen
-
The Creative Process Needs a Shove
-
Something old is something new
-
Mmmmm…Chocolate
-
Also presenting, the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps
-
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter
-
Sadder than a discount Valentine
-
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
-
At least it’s out of it’s misery
-
That’s two minutes for whining
-
Really Driving These Puns
-
Started at the Bottom
-
Customer Disservice
-
You Light Up My Life
-
April Blizzards Bring May…Blizzards?
-
A job most foul
-
There goes his tip
-
Writers can be vindictive
-
You can’t draw and goof off at the same time
-
I wish this strip would draw itself…
-
Every job can be automated…
-
I guess this makes me the tool
-
Well Noted…
-
You’re Big in Japan
-
Never make a promise you’d hate to keep
-
Maybe if you hum a few bars?
-
Don’t ask about the cheese…
-
Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into
-
Sometimes you need lackeys in bulk
-
Still probably safer than most street meat.
-
I’m a doctor not an orthographer!
-
You know what? That’s gonna hurt.
-
Catches on quick, doesn’t he?
-
I think his ears look funny
-
He’s getting real good at it, too.
-
He’s getting hip to the get down
-
Kiss me like you miss me
-
Heaven help you if they’re not in season!
-
At least she’s not asking for brunch…
-
The leading cause of misery for artists is writers
-
Everyone thinks they can write.
-
Some situations are seldom swashed swiftly when buckles...
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If you want something done right, do it yourself.
-
Not responsible for hair in awkward places.
-
Sleeping the sleep of the innocent, despite myself
-
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob
-
Clean up your act before I get back!
-
It’s like the eye follows you wherever you go.
-
I haven’t had a decent sacrifice in ages
-
I couldn’t carrot all
-
Now he’s the Atomized Avenger
-
There go the best fries in Hero City
-
Everybody wants to be a star
-
You’re gonna be in trouble when mom gets home.
-
Lights out on Cell Block D
-
Now just wait a second…
-
He’s a big fan
-
That’s some heavy funk
-
Some say it’s still at large till this very day…
-
Those marvelous scammers sure scammed us, huh?
-
You might be a Targaryen
-
You pay what you get for…or something like that.
-
The muse has struck
-
Gesundheit!
-
Your Freudian slip is showing…
-
Time to make the donuts.
-
In Hero City, egg beats you!
-
Wait, people actually read this comic?
-
Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
-
Give That Monkey A Typewriter!
-
Speedsters are big jerks.
-
How do you make a goth giggle?
-
If you keep making that face, it’ll stay that way.
-
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
-
Gonna need a steamer to get that out.
-
We want the funk.
-
Stuck in the middle with you.
-
Don’t go getting all choked up now.
-
Avoid the prat-falls of comedy.
-
I think he’s finally getting it
-
Please apply again at a later time. Much later.
-
That’s why it’s called ‘Duty’.
-
He’s in serious treble.
-
Chillin’ like a villain
-
Radio Blah Blah
-
Candygram for Mongo?
-
Not going anywhere for a while?
-
Head over heels for his art.
-
I before me except after thee
-
Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer.
-
Wake me up when December ends.
-
This show stinks.
-
No one is in comics for the money.
-
Why go high when you can go low?
-
Eight out of nine ain’t bad
-
Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
-
Who wants a Hertz Donut?
-
Toss this gag in the ditcher.
-
This is why I take baths.
-
I like coffee. It gives me the illusion that I'm be awake
-
Wait, Wilhemina?
-
Does this glow look infected?
-
Family Matters.
-
I’m not throwing away my shot.
-
Don’t forget to tap your mana.
-
Why did you say that name!?
-
He’s only mostly dead.
-
The plumage don’t enter into it.
-
Hold Still
-
I don’t think that’s sanitary
-
You keep on knocking but you can’t come in.
-
I don’t have a square to spare.
-
Did someone hear a snap?
-
Social Distance Creativity Disorder
-
Social Distance is Working.
-
The reaper does not listen to the harvest
-
Groovy
-
Do your ears hang low?
-
Stealing power is better for the environment
-
It’s so mindbogglingly useful!
-
Funk Sole Brother
-
They love me on eBay
-
This is not the way
-
She misses her lil’ Boopsie
-
Prison changes you
-
Oink Bro
-
Can Timmy come out to play?
-
They’re all gonna laugh at you
-
Wipe your feet!
-
Gotta catch ’em all
-
Hush now, Mama’s here
-
I’ve got something in my eye
-
What’s that dirt on your chin?
-
Stay-cation!
-
Yoink!
-
Don’t call it a comeback
-
That tingling feeling means it’s working!
-
For a nice and shiny coat…
-
It’s a Dog Groomed Shame
-
Splish Splash
-
How to Zoom
-
Twisted up like a Rubik’s Cubist
-
Infernal Delivery
-
Sorry…Affogato your name
-
Something fishy is going on.
-
Not bad. Cod do better.
-
Out of the frying pan?
-
The sea is dark and full of terrors.
-
No chance of parole now…
-
This one is driving me crazy
-
Caped Caper
-
It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone
-
How do you plead?
-
Misery loves company
-
Did you get the memo?
-
In space, no one can hear you telemarket.
-
404 Joke Not Found
-
Bodacious
-
He’s gonna go hungry…
-
Everybody’s a Loki
-
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
-
Netflix and …
-
It’s in beta
-
That’s not write…
-
I have the power!
-
Mouth for What?
-
Dammit Jim!
-
One more thing…
-
You can’t expect much from us.
-
How about an extended warranty?
-
Lawyer up bruh
-
I won’t ask again…
-
These strips keep on rollin’
-
That was easy!
-
Not the Bees!
-
In the back of a Volkswagen?
-
Freaky Friday?
-
Make like a tree and GTFO
-
Am I supposed to be punishing myself?
-
Like, Take a Chill Pill
-
Same Crap, Different Year
-
Somebody order fried spam?
-
Kitchen Nightmares
-
Today’s Forecast: My own private hell
-
Be sure to file in triplicate
-
At least death is final
-
To The Moon!
-
We always call each other Gopherllas
-
Are Henchmen Claimed as Dependents or Furniture?
-
I hear they’re scruffy lookin’
-
Smell ya later.
-
At least they wore seatbelts
-
Rock the Cantina
-
Same damn time…same damn channel
-
Bros before heroes
-
It’s not me, it’s you.
-
Heinously Sad
-
Why the long face?
-
Bark at the moon
-
It’s dark. And we’re wearing sunglasses.
-
Definitely not a bird
-
It’s not the fall that’ll kill you
-
And we’re running now.
-
No Capes!
-
I bet this never happens to Clark Kent
-
I don’t think the disguise is working…
-
Get off our lawn, youngin’
-
With a Minor in Dastardly Arts
-
I don’t think he gets it.
-
Nothing gets by you…
-
You don’t have to go home, but…
-
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants Policy
-
As Seen on TV
-
Definitely Number Two
-
Not my best work…
-
Mark loves extra mayo and pickles
-
Should we tell him we lost track?
-
Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart…
-
I’m a writer, not a laborer.
-
Attack The Block
-
Kickstart My Heart
-
The Usual Anxiety
-
From hell’s heart I stab at thee
-
Hold on a minute…
-
Out of this world
-
Guten Tag Krankenschwester
-
Keeping on Track
-
Instructions Unclear
-
He’s got the glow
-
I’m all outta bubblegum
-
We’ve actually heard worse pitches
-
I’m out.
-
Don’t You (Forget About Me)
-
Out of the pan…
-
La Femelle Fatale
-
Nobody calls me…chicken
-
Obsession
-
Are we expecting more than one?
-
Elaine’s Revenge
-
Crikey what a drongo
-
Kentucky Fried Cluck
-
He’ll be back, right?
-
Well that escalated QUICKLY
-
You stay classy Hero City
-
When will it end?
-
Have you tried anvils?
-
Not laughing WITH you…
-
Leave No Witnesses
-
Now with more cannon fodder
-
Barely got to know him
-
Plug it back in and maybe it’ll work
-
We got a runner!
-
A road much traveled
-
Do I need a breath mint?
-
Which way is he going?
-
What has he been eating?
-
I’m not falling for this again.
-
Haggar has ‘em wholesale
-
You must construct additional pylons
-
Act First. Plan Never.
-
This little piggy said, ‘Yes Please’.
-
Seek Help
-
Negotiations are somewhat rocky at best
-
Beats solving your problems
-
The resemblance is uncanny!
-
I could park this car in the shadow of his…
-
Don’t tase me bro!
-
Everything but the kitchen sink.
-
Don’t make me come in there!
-
Katnip Everdeen
-
It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
-
When the void stares back…
Damn Heroes
Constructive Criticism
-
Speed Limit
-
The Gig is up!
-
A Presumption of Innocence
-
Crime and ...
-
Delicates
-
Any club that would have me...
-
Any port in a storm
-
Stop me if you've heard this one
-
One Man's Trash
-
Radiant
-
Parting is such sweet sorrow
-
Who Left the Dimensional Portal Open Again?
-
I Said I Was Sorry
-
Friends Come and Go, but Enemies Accumulate
-
Conspiracy
-
Labstyles of the Vile and Villainous
-
Everyone Has to Start Somewhere
-
Even Evil Doctors Get the Blues
-
There's always Uncle Ben
-
Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me
-
A Place to Call My Own
-
It's Bigger on the Inside
-
Dating is Such Sweet Sorrow
-
What a Tangled Web
-
Snugglebunny
-
Careful What you Ask For
-
Do Not Pass "Go"
-
Be Home by 8:30
-
Strange Befellows
-
That Was Premature
-
Where Are We Going To Find Rubber Pants Our Size?
-
I’d Like a Serving of Community with a Side of Sarcasm
-
How Old Are You Now?
-
Sounds Like Someone Has Abandonment Issues
-
Do You Want To Talk About It?
-
Kirby Wuz Here
-
Cluckin’ A!
-
Cluck Shot First!
-
What’s in a Name?
-
Hoarders: The Evil Doctor Edition
-
That Tingling Feeling is How You Know it’s Working
-
Not Again
-
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
-
Winners Never Quit
-
Meet Bob
-
High in Fiber
-
You’re Supposed to say `Who’s There`
-
Don’t Try This At Home
-
A Mystery Pummeled by an Enigma
-
That Not So Fresh Feeling
-
Did You Get a New Hairdo?
-
Dreadlocks
-
All Alone in the Moonlight
-
A Picture Says a Thousand Things You Didn’t Want to Say
-
Apology Not Accepted
-
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
-
Where’s My Parade?
-
Not Exactly Millions of Voices
-
Here’s Johnny!
-
Slow News Day
-
Just Say No
-
Off to a Slow Start
-
Watch Out Man!
-
If You Can’t Beat Them…
-
A good man always knows his limitations
-
What is the Sound of One Opposite Generating?
-
Sibling Rivalry
-
That’s Despicable!
-
The Sincerest Form of Flattery
-
Like a Big Pizza Pie
-
You’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat
-
Hum a Few Bars
-
It Saves on Transaction Fees
-
Nothing Personal
-
A Thousand Channels And Nothing Is On
-
Just a Little Prick
-
Alcohol Preserves Everything Except Dignity
-
Happiness is a Warm Blanket
-
Hiding in Plane Sight
-
I wonder if this is how Nomad felt…?
-
Villainy Never Takes a Vacation
-
What Goes Around
-
It Isn’t Polite To Stare
-
Good Help is Hard to Find
-
For Every Action…
-
Afterbirth
-
You’ll Speak When Spoken To
-
Of Course You Realize This Means War
-
Oh The Humanity
-
Pax Super-Sapiens
-
Happy Trails
-
Know When to Fold ‘Em
-
Sucks To Be You
-
I Didn’t Get A Harrumph From That Guy!
-
Game Over, Man! Game Over!
-
No Paddle For You
-
Don’t Try This At Home, Kids!
-
I Was Vengeance Before It Was Cool
-
The Price is Wrong
-
Heal Thyself
-
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
-
Bert’s Revenge
-
With a Little Help From My Friends
-
Just Snapping a Quick Selfie
-
I’m All Over Social Media
-
Found Him!
-
Try, Try Again
-
Don’t Meet Your Idol Kids
-
Do Not Arouse the Wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz
-
Constructive Criticism
-
Protective Custody
-
Abracadabra
-
Everyone’s a Critic
-
It makes the world go ’round
-
Layers. Like an onion.
-
Break on Through
-
Finally, A Straight Answer
-
Not Batman
-
Secondhand Tolkien is Dangerous Too
-
We don’t got the beat
-
A’int quite the Mines of Moria
-
Minions. Why did it have to be Minions?
-
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
-
Someday We’ll Find It
-
And me without my baggy pants
-
Tools come in all sizes
-
Indignities abound
-
Bliss
-
This Ain’t Motel Six
-
Can it Gizmo
-
Doomed To Repeat It
-
Reset the Wayback Machine, Sherman. We broke something.
-
It’s Not The Fall That Kills You…
-
Hey, it’s a living…
-
Elementary
-
My Heart Will Go On
-
Come Fly With Me
-
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
-
I need a volunteer from the audience
-
Ace of Dummies
-
Who doesn’t enjoy a good smiting?
-
Thief of Hearts and Samsungs
-
A Hole in my Heart
-
I Feel Pretty, So Pretty
-
The Secret Ingredient is Love
-
Just like the old age home
-
I love a parade
-
Still no hover boards?
-
Trick or …
-
The Devil’s Workshop
-
Is Caring
-
A little bit of the ultra-cleaning
-
Bring me my brown shirt…and hat…and goggles
-
Hmm, depends…
-
Search your Feelings…
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The Ministry Of Silly Talks
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Cannonball!
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Is it 420 Already?
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Operation Snatch and Grab
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The fool or the fool who follows the fool
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Swipe Left Young Man
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Want some cheese with that whine?
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Just a pinch…
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Love me as though there were no tomorrow
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Worst part of waking up
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Never Miss a Day
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Nobody knows…
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Is it still cannibalism if you’re a chicken?
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What Ever Happened to Judge Rheinhold?
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And she smelled of elderberries
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Even more ripping off the classics
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Wheel of Morality Says: Eat more fiber!
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Oathbreaker
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Side effects include
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Phrasing?
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Under the water, the fish don’t stink
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I take my misery with two sugars
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You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow.
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Sprinkles are for winners
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We should pull over for gas
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Where there’s a whig, there’s a way
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And On Your Right, Yet Another Seattle Burnt Coffee Shop
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Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
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Couldn’t hit the broadside of a…
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I Don’t Have a Square to Spare
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Gonna Fly Now
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Mission One Eight Seven
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Faceless No Longer
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And don’t come down until you’re ready to apologize!
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The Sebastian Confrontation
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Life Finds a Way
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Nothing wrong with a bit of bribery between friends
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Widdle Wiggy Woogums
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Sometimes the Laundry Sorts You
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Circle of Life
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Snards. Its what’s for dinner.
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Don’t blow your wig
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10,000 ways that won’t work
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Actually, they’re kinda bland till you scoop sugar on ’em.
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Only yourselves to blame
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Splitter!
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At least you don’t handle his “delicates”
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If You Could Go Ahead and Do That…That’d be Greeeeaaat!
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Why Put Off Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
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PC Load Letter? What the F@#$ does that mean?
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Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
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Light ‘Em Up
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And I thought he smelled bad on the outside
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That’s the Power of Pine-Sol, Baby!
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Yo soy la noche
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I’ve seen enough hentai to know what happens next…
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ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
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Need a little pick me up
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Superheroing ain’t easy
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I’ll packa your bags for your trip.
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The Adventures of The Possum!
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The Adventures of The Cockroach
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And now I forgot my social security number!
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A Crummy Caper
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I Said Good Day Sir!
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Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger…
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A Soggy Situation
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But all the other villains make fun of my chin
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Overcompensating Much?
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What are these? Girl Scout Cookies for Ants?
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The Real Reason Invulnerable Superheroes Need Super Suits
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Hold Onto Your Butts
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The Asparagus Strikes Back
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When you wish upon a star
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Kitty Perry Sings the Blues
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I hope the flying piranhas are house broken
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My Secret Identity Disorder
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A Song of Wait and Wonder
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Nobody Puts Soda Popinski in the Corner
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Thank you sir, may I have another?
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Men at Work
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Why not Southpaw Sundays?
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Grab your ankles, please
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I prefer starlight mints in mine…
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Lowered Expectations Means You’ll Never be Disappointed
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Make a like a tree…and get back to work!
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Probably just picked the first word in the dictionary
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It clearly said ‘Do Not Touch’
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Time for a time out
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That Fourth Wall’s Lookin’ Kinda Flimsy
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Who weeps for the aardvark?
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I see what you’re driving at…
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It was bound to happen
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The Creative Process Needs a Shove
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Something old is something new
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Mmmmm…Chocolate
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Also presenting, the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps
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A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter
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Sadder than a discount Valentine
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Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
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At least it’s out of it’s misery
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That’s two minutes for whining
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Really Driving These Puns
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Started at the Bottom
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Customer Disservice
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You Light Up My Life
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April Blizzards Bring May…Blizzards?
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A job most foul
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There goes his tip
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Writers can be vindictive
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You can’t draw and goof off at the same time
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I wish this strip would draw itself…
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Every job can be automated…
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I guess this makes me the tool
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Well Noted…
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You’re Big in Japan
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Never make a promise you’d hate to keep
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Maybe if you hum a few bars?
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Don’t ask about the cheese…
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Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into
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Sometimes you need lackeys in bulk
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Still probably safer than most street meat.
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I’m a doctor not an orthographer!
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You know what? That’s gonna hurt.
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Catches on quick, doesn’t he?
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I think his ears look funny
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He’s getting real good at it, too.
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He’s getting hip to the get down
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Kiss me like you miss me
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Heaven help you if they’re not in season!
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At least she’s not asking for brunch…
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The leading cause of misery for artists is writers
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Everyone thinks they can write.
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Some situations are seldom swashed swiftly when buckles...
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If you want something done right, do it yourself.
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Not responsible for hair in awkward places.
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Sleeping the sleep of the innocent, despite myself
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I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob
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Clean up your act before I get back!
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It’s like the eye follows you wherever you go.
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I haven’t had a decent sacrifice in ages
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I couldn’t carrot all
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Now he’s the Atomized Avenger
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There go the best fries in Hero City
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Everybody wants to be a star
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You’re gonna be in trouble when mom gets home.
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Lights out on Cell Block D
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Now just wait a second…
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He’s a big fan
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That’s some heavy funk
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Some say it’s still at large till this very day…
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Those marvelous scammers sure scammed us, huh?
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You might be a Targaryen
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You pay what you get for…or something like that.
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The muse has struck
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Gesundheit!
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Your Freudian slip is showing…
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Time to make the donuts.
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In Hero City, egg beats you!
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Wait, people actually read this comic?
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
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Give That Monkey A Typewriter!
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Speedsters are big jerks.
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How do you make a goth giggle?
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If you keep making that face, it’ll stay that way.
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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Gonna need a steamer to get that out.
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We want the funk.
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Stuck in the middle with you.
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Don’t go getting all choked up now.
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Avoid the prat-falls of comedy.
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I think he’s finally getting it
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Please apply again at a later time. Much later.
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That’s why it’s called ‘Duty’.
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He’s in serious treble.
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Chillin’ like a villain
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Radio Blah Blah
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Candygram for Mongo?
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Not going anywhere for a while?
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Head over heels for his art.
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I before me except after thee
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Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer.
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Wake me up when December ends.
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This show stinks.
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No one is in comics for the money.
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Why go high when you can go low?
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Eight out of nine ain’t bad
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Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
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Who wants a Hertz Donut?
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Toss this gag in the ditcher.
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This is why I take baths.
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I like coffee. It gives me the illusion that I'm be awake
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Wait, Wilhemina?
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Does this glow look infected?
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Family Matters.
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I’m not throwing away my shot.
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Don’t forget to tap your mana.
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Why did you say that name!?
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He’s only mostly dead.
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The plumage don’t enter into it.
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Hold Still
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I don’t think that’s sanitary
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You keep on knocking but you can’t come in.
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I don’t have a square to spare.
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Did someone hear a snap?
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Social Distance Creativity Disorder
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Social Distance is Working.
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The reaper does not listen to the harvest
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Groovy
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Do your ears hang low?
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Stealing power is better for the environment
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It’s so mindbogglingly useful!
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Funk Sole Brother
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They love me on eBay
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This is not the way
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She misses her lil’ Boopsie
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Prison changes you
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Oink Bro
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Can Timmy come out to play?
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They’re all gonna laugh at you
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Wipe your feet!
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Gotta catch ’em all
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Hush now, Mama’s here
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I’ve got something in my eye
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What’s that dirt on your chin?
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Stay-cation!
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Yoink!
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Don’t call it a comeback
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That tingling feeling means it’s working!
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For a nice and shiny coat…
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It’s a Dog Groomed Shame
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Splish Splash
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How to Zoom
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Twisted up like a Rubik’s Cubist
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Infernal Delivery
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Sorry…Affogato your name
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Something fishy is going on.
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Not bad. Cod do better.
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Out of the frying pan?
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The sea is dark and full of terrors.
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No chance of parole now…
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This one is driving me crazy
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Caped Caper
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It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone
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How do you plead?
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Misery loves company
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Did you get the memo?
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In space, no one can hear you telemarket.
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404 Joke Not Found
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Bodacious
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He’s gonna go hungry…
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Everybody’s a Loki
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And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
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Netflix and …
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It’s in beta
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That’s not write…
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I have the power!
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Mouth for What?
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Dammit Jim!
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One more thing…
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You can’t expect much from us.
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How about an extended warranty?
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Lawyer up bruh
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I won’t ask again…
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These strips keep on rollin’
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That was easy!
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Not the Bees!
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In the back of a Volkswagen?
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Freaky Friday?
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Make like a tree and GTFO
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Am I supposed to be punishing myself?
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Like, Take a Chill Pill
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Same Crap, Different Year
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Somebody order fried spam?
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Kitchen Nightmares
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Today’s Forecast: My own private hell
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Be sure to file in triplicate
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At least death is final
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To The Moon!
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We always call each other Gopherllas
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Are Henchmen Claimed as Dependents or Furniture?
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I hear they’re scruffy lookin’
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Smell ya later.
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At least they wore seatbelts
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Rock the Cantina
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Same damn time…same damn channel
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Bros before heroes
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It’s not me, it’s you.
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Heinously Sad
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Why the long face?
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Bark at the moon
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It’s dark. And we’re wearing sunglasses.
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Definitely not a bird
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It’s not the fall that’ll kill you
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And we’re running now.
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No Capes!
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I bet this never happens to Clark Kent
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I don’t think the disguise is working…
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Get off our lawn, youngin’
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With a Minor in Dastardly Arts
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I don’t think he gets it.
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Nothing gets by you…
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You don’t have to go home, but…
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Underwear Goes Inside The Pants Policy
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As Seen on TV
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Definitely Number Two
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Not my best work…
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Mark loves extra mayo and pickles
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Should we tell him we lost track?
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Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart…
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I’m a writer, not a laborer.
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Attack The Block
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Kickstart My Heart
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The Usual Anxiety
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From hell’s heart I stab at thee
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Hold on a minute…
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Out of this world
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Guten Tag Krankenschwester
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Keeping on Track
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Instructions Unclear
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He’s got the glow
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I’m all outta bubblegum
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We’ve actually heard worse pitches
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I’m out.
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Don’t You (Forget About Me)
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Out of the pan…
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La Femelle Fatale
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Nobody calls me…chicken
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Obsession
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Are we expecting more than one?
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Elaine’s Revenge
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Crikey what a drongo
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Kentucky Fried Cluck
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He’ll be back, right?
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Well that escalated QUICKLY
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You stay classy Hero City
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When will it end?
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Have you tried anvils?
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Not laughing WITH you…
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Leave No Witnesses
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Now with more cannon fodder
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Barely got to know him
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Plug it back in and maybe it’ll work
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We got a runner!
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A road much traveled
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Do I need a breath mint?
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Which way is he going?
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What has he been eating?
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I’m not falling for this again.
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Haggar has ‘em wholesale
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You must construct additional pylons
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Act First. Plan Never.
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This little piggy said, ‘Yes Please’.
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Seek Help
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Negotiations are somewhat rocky at best
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Beats solving your problems
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The resemblance is uncanny!
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I could park this car in the shadow of his…
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Don’t tase me bro!
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Everything but the kitchen sink.
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Don’t make me come in there!
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Katnip Everdeen
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It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
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When the void stares back…
Self-published on CANVAS.
Creator
For the record, it was Alex’s idea to give me Magneto’s helmet, I only insisted on the top hat. I have to admit that I am pleased he sees me as a supervillian and/or (somewhat) altruistic antihero. Or possibly much worse. Whatever, you’ll have to ask him.
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