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It’s 2003 and things have never been worse for "Cryptid Brothers Paranormal Pest Control." Turns out not many people are so cavalier in calling the crackpots who hunt boogeymen for a living. Most offices closed down over half a decade ago and the ones that remain ain’t exactly thriving. And the “best of the best” employees? A bunch of washed up weirdos, conspiracy theorists, and experiments in “crypto science”. They’re suckers… but they're suckers who gotta make rent.