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Have you ever been eating tomato soup and then spilled it on yourself? Then as you are trying to clean the stain you trip on your own feet. Then when you finally make it to the laundry room you throw the shirt in the washer but instead of soap you fill it up with bleach. Then you scramble to open the door and in the process you hit yourself in the face, but hey, your shirt isn't stained anymore sooo..... SUCCESS!