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- Precious Little Things
- EXP is the Best Teacher
- Inappropriately Touching the Void
- Franchising Among Thieves
- Off The Rail
- Blessed are the Drink Takers
- Blessed are the Pouring of Spirits
- Whats the Opposite of Grave Robbing
- Physics
- Richard
- Apocalypse Cow
- Action Adventure Team Go!
- Man of Action
- Gots Feels for Heals
- Side Effects
- Detener al Bandidos
- The Rise and Fall of Mossistopholies
- Ride the Light Fantastic
- Tools of the Trade
- Our Apologies To Everyone Named Gene
- Doofus Ex Machina
- Cause and Solution to Life's Problems
- Golden Arches Rite of Exorcism
- Cow Crossing
- Alls Well The Ends Well
- Interlude - A History
- Battlesburg – A History – Part 2
- Battlesburg - A History - Part 3
- Moldy but Goody
- Living Arrangements
- Masters of Real Estate
- One Does Not Simply Relocate
- Won't You Be My Neigbor
- A Rose By Any Other Name
- Unofficially Brought to You by Jiffy Pop
- Tower of Power
- By The Power of Office Bets
- Friends in Low Places
- Informal Invitation
- Friends and Freeloaders
- Casseroller
- Valid Excuses
- Party on Shane, Party on Hector
- Paladins Against Drunk Drivers
- Doth Thou Even Hoist
- Goat Theft Auto
- Jerks of Hazzard
- Hangover
- House Crasher
- Magical Thinking - Part 1
- Magical Thinking - Part 2
- Morning Zest
- A Lesson in Regulated Airspace
- Staving Off the Aporkalypse
- What's in Your Wallet?
- Drive By
- Meat the Neighbors
- Ill Portents
- Weirdfest 2019
- Hometown Cult Feeling
- Hex in the City
- Getting Edgy With It
- Bureaucracy
- We're Off to See the Wizard
- The Wonderful Wizard of Battlesburg
- Choosing a Wizard is Called Whizzing
- Righteous Indignation
- Nipromancy
- Proper Party Pals
- Rail Gets Wizzed
- I'm a Magic and So Can You
- Dummies in the Woods
- Packing Heat
- The Fine Art of Persuasion
- Coming to an Understanding
- Fifty Shields of Grey
- Baking Bad
- What About Shane
- Happy Thanksgiving from Battlements
- Helping Hands
- Substitute Teacher
- Swol Man
- Happy Holidays
- Taste the Gain-bow
- Its a Secret to Everyone Grumble Grumble
- Cult to the Chase
- Diabolic Synergy
- Rudewig
- Respect Your Elder Gods
- Give and Take
- Something to be Said About Tradition
- Orva Ortírië Vérë
- Warm Salutations
- Seal of Approval
- ABRA KA-MONTAGE
- Making A Dutchess
- Totes OP
- Guest Comic - Goblin Interlude
- This Sucks
- We Heart Kadavermari
- Its a Kind of Magic
- Mob Justice
- Lard Target
- Banned Book List
- The Right Elf for the Job
- Stuff and Things
- The Saga of Face Melt Mountain Part 1
- The Saga of Face Melt Mountain – Part 2
- The Saga of Face Melt Mountain – Part 3
- Story Time Essentials
- Secret Meetings and Pillow Fights
- Double Secret Probation
- Homecoming
- Captain Plan It
- Utility Knobs
- Stipend Quest
- Food Court Drama
- Gospel According to Gordon Ramsay
- Big Boy
- Mean Gene
- War Chef
- Counting your steps
- Use the Brute Force
- You Should Call Your Folks
- Church Fight!
- Remember Your Training
- Push It To The Limit
- Pew Pew
- The B-Team
- This That and the Other Thing
- Happy Thanksgiving from Battlements
- Feets Don't Fail Me Now
- Spirit Trigger
- Surprise!
- Happy Holidays
- The Few The Proud The Militia
- A Cult Following
- Keys to the Castle
- Bros Before Death Throes
- On a very special Battlements
- Tenderloin is the Heart
- Healthy Glow
- The Noble and Ancient Rite of Misthaufen
- Salutations
- A Little Exposure
- Closet Space
- Authentic Battle Damage - Gray
- Crave Trolls
- Waxing Word with the Wad
- Lord Mayor Ascended
- Mayor MAYHEM
- Checkromancy Before You Necromancy
- The Battle of Doomswick
- Founder of the Fists
- Sacrifice of the Lamb
- The Convergence
- Altared Plans
- Uth'rah
- The Ol' Switcheroo
- Metaphysical Hazard
- Aim for the Ink Sack
- A Little Help from my Fiends
- End of the Wad
- Take a Seat and Have a Snack
- Zelenor Ascended
- Strike a Nerve
- Tricks and Stones
- Two Birds One Stone
- Stone Cold Uth'rah
- For Your Eyes
- Your Face or Mine
- ohh Whatcha Say
- Breaking Barriers
- Finally A Breakthrough
- That's a Lot of Duchess
- Delayed Reaction
- The Master's Disaster
- Undignified End
- Hells Hath No Fury
- The Only Recourse
- Job Well Done
- For Services Rendered
- Happy Thanksgiving 2021
- We Heart Calamari
- So Long and Thanks for all the Fisticuffs
- Loose Ends
- Merry Christmas
- Epiloging
- Interlude - The Derplganger
- Shop Till You Drop Loot
- Hey! Free Stuff!
- Cautionary Advances
- Rooting Through the Past
- Alternative Medicine
- Differing Tastes
- Hamlet
- Strange Things in Strange Places
- Pardon the Interruption
- There's Something on Your Face
- Mix Master
- Bad Medicine
- Adverse Reactions
- How Do You Really Feel
- Stick it to the Can
- Ah the Negotiator
- Man with a Ham Plan
- Let's Make a Deal
- Crisis of Conscience
- Whatchuwant
- Party of Four
- All You Can Eat Mutton for 599
- Spirits of Friendship
- Splitting the Party
- May the Fork Be With You
- Gods Will It
- Occupational Advisor
- Claude-Joseph Vernet
- Knowledge is Dour
- Guest Page: Helmet on the High Seas
- Looking for a Ride
- Neck-less
- Over The Top
- Shanghaied Nights
- Captain Onomatopoeia
- Know Your Roll
- Captain Dispairica
- Plan G
- Peligro
- That's Amore
- Train Wreck of Thought
- Night Shift
- Surf's Up
- Cabinet of Curiosities
- Recounting Your Steps
- Happy Thanksgiving 2022
- A Brief Message
- BSI
- Voco Clunis
- Idiot in the Cupboard
- Win Win Situation
- Spear of Questionable Destiny
- Stupor Troopers
- Ahab
- Splatty Wagon
- Instructions Unclear
- All Nimbly Bimbly
- Interlude - Date Night
- Don't Get Cocky
- Still Not A Wizard
- Rats
- Yeast Likely to Succeed
- Make Mine Clandestine
- Lost in Translation
- Thunderstruck
- Stooly Sewer
- Dropping Eves
- Blockage
- A Mess with the Family
- Never Rest on your Laurels
- Third Times the Harm
- Happy Fourth
- Hells Hath All the Fury
- The Right Words in the Right Places
- Wakey Wakey Chains Go Clankey
- Bastards of Disguise
- Traumatic Entrance
- Baking And Entering
- What a Horrible Night
- Battle of the Five Pastries
- Blood. He's Talking About Blood
- Wish You Were Here
- Piggy Back in Action
- Wild Assumptions
- Things Unspoken
- Spicy Donuts
- Missing In Action
- Bring Le Pain
- Just Hanging Out
- Fandal the Mandle
- Its a Kind of Magic
- Thanksgiving 2023
- Trash Latin
- I Cast Fist
- Thunder Carriage Rising
- Recoup, Reassess, Reorganize
- Mega Rat King
- The Enemy of My Enemy of My Enemy
- HECTOR! SHANE!
- Placing Blame
- A Bone to Pick a Fight
- Rules and Regulations
- Crossing the Dotted Line
- So Sayeth the War Chef
- Why Can't We Be Friends
- Swing Your Hector Round N Round
- Yeet Attack
- Chain Reaction
- Fuse
- Stickomancy
- The Hits Keep Coming
- Egads!
Creator
A very woke lich. Hector should be more concerned that Real-a-tor just had that ready to go. Battlesburg Real Estate is tricky. You don’t want a place so close to a school that it raises your payment, but you don’t want to be too close to the Goblinarium that the smell gets into all your stuff. You have to admire an agent with a fancy chair too. Let’s go check out some properties!
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